JackAwful

14879 pts ยท May 21, 2020


Val Kilmer did a lot of things perfect. Go watch "Heat" right now. Stop imguring, watch the movie. Then watch "Kiss kiss, bang bang"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ghost sex is weird.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fred Durst called, he wants his hot dog flavored water back

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn those bubbles and their discretion!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't care if it was Noah's Ark part 2, I'm picking Dolly.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do not fuck with us.

4 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 12

If he's jerking off, then I am!

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Subtle!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Slide.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Who you calling scruffy, you fucking idiot.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too much

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta love load-bearing syrup!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turns out I was doing CPR right the whole time..

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Drive-by body piercin!

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You can be a father without being a husband. "Stay together for the kids" is terrible advice when your own mental health is at stake.

4 years ago | Likes 293 Dislikes 0

Such a beautiful montage vessel for Sandwich Roulette!

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"God damnit" he thought to kept himself as he "doo doo doo doo doo doo"-ed for the rest of the day.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Don't be rude, eat it!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1st post ever on an almost 4 year old account. Upvotes are the best icebreakers.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Sheesh

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't discount hot tuna and eggs!

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Nice, but needs more Vicki Vallencourt

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's what happens when you got out with one of the Yankees.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somethins fucky

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And with any luck the republican party will be split and while they squabble for each others votes, America might actually get things done.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Gratz! A baby is more "sex consolation prize" than trophy. I am more of a "participation ribbon" kind of guy, but you do you!

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Looks like Sid is still a dick..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Long live sandwich roulette!

4 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0