580 pts ยท January 8, 2026
Well, they may be racists, but they aren't pedos I guess?
I dunno, I'd probably take her out back for a little slap and tickle.
"If anyone builds it, everyone dies" -Eliezer Yudkowsky
Why does my coffee taste like baking soda in water?
Someone will kill him soon.
I have one of those lighters in the nightstand right next to me. Why? Fuck if I know.
Who's skin are they wearing?
Don't skimp on things that separate you from the ground.
Why did you run to the comment section?
You mean this thing I have in my nightstand for some reason?
Jeezus.
And that is how I met your mother.
I'm so fucking lost. Fuck.
Good job Spuds.
OMFG
Even through everything that's happening, love is still lord of all.
What a twatzi.
Close your eyes and think of England.
If you're cold, they are cold. Let them in.
We will hold them in Nuremberg, Pennsylvania. Seems fitting.
Well, they may be racists, but they aren't pedos I guess?
I dunno, I'd probably take her out back for a little slap and tickle.
"If anyone builds it, everyone dies" -Eliezer Yudkowsky
Why does my coffee taste like baking soda in water?
Someone will kill him soon.
I have one of those lighters in the nightstand right next to me. Why? Fuck if I know.
Who's skin are they wearing?
Don't skimp on things that separate you from the ground.
Why did you run to the comment section?
You mean this thing I have in my nightstand for some reason?
Jeezus.
And that is how I met your mother.
I'm so fucking lost. Fuck.
Good job Spuds.
OMFG
Even through everything that's happening, love is still lord of all.
What a twatzi.
Close your eyes and think of England.
If you're cold, they are cold. Let them in.
We will hold them in Nuremberg, Pennsylvania. Seems fitting.