JS87

19427 pts · August 15, 2020


One has an R next to their name and one has a D, regardless the people voted for them to be on the ticket.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being dressed head to toe in American flags is cringey as fuck, doesn’t matter what side you’re on

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Folding it into your hair is a move…the wrong move, but still a move.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“…if you have time to lean, you have time to clean…” -every manager who believes time must be used to the maximum

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And if everyone goes through this route all that’ll happen is the pendulum swings the other way and college becomes the lucrative goal. Ain’t gonna make any money if there’s 600 plumbers for 100 people.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except all these were people sitting on a couch in a super clean room

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thrill junkie masterbation, they can’t just ride a bike like they used to

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Lava-based volcanoes are the ones you want to encounter, the pyroclastic cloud versions are far deadlier.

9 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry it’ll be Kevin James playing as Kevin James

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1/3 of the patties meat are beyond the bun. Feels like they grossly mismanaged how much burger meat they actually needed.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

If I ever get to this age, this shit will feel so condescending.

11 months ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 33

Have a 65 year old mom, who’s in a similar boat. One of two things will happen, total bankruptcy or death. Don’t forget Trump doesn’t even have a concept of an idea for health care, so there’s no future plan to look forward to.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget most grew up in the 60’s where separate drinking fountains were a thing. A black president was too much for them.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surge was late 90’s, like borderline millennium drink.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

…hold onto your butts

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Then it would take another year for the VHS to release.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Been alive for close to four decades and Republicans have destroyed the economy every time they’re in office.

11 months ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 0

There’s always more ahead, you’re never in first place

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are we sure this isn’t just a front and it’s a trafficking event?

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

That’s never gonna happen in our lifetimes. Rich people DON’T go to jail/prison.

1 year ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

michelle pfeiffer as catwoman; yes!

Actual cat as a woman; no.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You’re thinking of envy.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WhY iS yOuR dAuGhTeR bALd?!?

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I’m just trying to visualize it in my mind and then my imagination sort of takes over with nuances and details.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mine is making sure we do another take. My man here has his script down, camera holder is fumbling their lines.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why are we blaming a motorcyclist when it was in the ditch at that point?!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0