JJSparx

822 pts ยท January 22, 2017


Because twat is pronounced the same as flat. That is of course if you pronounce it correctly. If you're American, then you just make it up.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I pay about $2 a month for it and it's well worth it thanks. No ads, videos play when I lock my phone & I get night mode for late night vids

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As did anyone with eyes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me just precariously balance my child on the corner of this car's roof and then gesticulate wildly in front of him. Safe.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Don't know why I'm being downvoted as I am correct. The bigger fisherman are on a wall in the foreground. This absolutely isn't Photoshop!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not. It appears you don't like being told you're mistaken. One could say that's similar to the behaviour of a child. Ironic really.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't need to, I'm 43 you dopey twat.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any image of him is going to be inaccurate because he didn't exist, so there's that.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it was consensual and just buyer's remorse from a woman who didn't enjoy the sex she had. But you know, #metoo and all.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May I commend you on your build, even more so for not saying "a lego" or "legos" even once. Well done you passed the idiot test!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither, the cause and effect of stealing a car and being stupid enough not to hide it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, no they aren't. That's the entire point of these photos! Fuck sake.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, no they aren't. That's the entire point of these photos! Fuck sake.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called perspective. You can't see it in a 2D image so he looks like a tiny fisherman. Definitely not Photoshop. Pointless is it was.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The entire point of these photos is that they're optical illusions or extremely well timed. No Photoshop is involved. Jesus wept!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely not British, it's Greek. Also we don't use commas in decimal numbers.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that would be wrong because to get 50% margin you need to divide by 0.5

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Based ON

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's good & must have taken a lot of time, but there's too much dead space above. You could have put Stay Puft or the GB symbol up there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Thanks. I will watch it and come back later. Always happy to hear more input on this. It's a shame it's not as definitive as Lego vs Legos!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paragraphs...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah I guess so, I'm low on energy so have lost the will to live at this point! I still don't think I've heard a Brit say "I do gym" though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except gym is short for gymnasium (not gymnastics). Who says gyms, anyway? Unless they're referring to multiple gymnasiums.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brits don't tend to shorten physics at all and phys's would be grammatically incorrect, so that doesn't really prove anything.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maths is a shortened plural noun of mathmatics. Hearing someone say math is like hearing someone say physic instead of physics.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 6ft and I've dated 2 girls who were the same height - it just doesn't seem right that they're taller than me in heels. Prefer petite!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then the question remains: is she up for something a bit bigger without notification?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're hanging around with the wrong women if their rectum's always poopy.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Here's one - 2 scoops of 90% whey protein + water. Drink it. Done. It's not a fucking dessert!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1