JC2W

12590 pts ยท March 29, 2018


Just a guy who likes memes, motorcycles and mammaries.

2 brain cells. Not special or anything. Just dumb and spoiled. He thinks it ok to sit on my cars roof, or bounce balls off it. So I yell 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

New neighbor kid is named the same as my cat, Baxter. When I yell at the kid, I can pretend I was yelling at my cat. Kid has about 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for you having them and remembering to use them. 2/.2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Y'all don't have any high temp gloves as an EMT? Or is that something you'd lean on the FD for? Either way the guy you saved was 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

weight. I'm only at 160-170 now but I'm much happier. Congrats, you look amazing and I'm sure your alot happier. Til you buy new clothes 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a guy and had underweight issues until last year. I was 6'1 120-130 for 32 years. Something finally changed and I finally gained 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed in my car, but I was kinda embarrassed. Everyone knew it was me too. I was called all kinds of shit. My wife wasn't amused. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Explosive diarrehea is the worst at Japanese squat toilets. I absolutely wrecked that bathroom to the point of it getting closed. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd be all over the moon if i made something like that and the person wanted it. afterall, theres only one man who can rock a pipe like that

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I legit howled and cried from laughter looking at this. IDK why, still have tears on my face

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My cat grooms my beard and by that I mean, yanks with his teeth as a comb. I cut it and now he licks my chin. He's very attached to me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got 2 and always managed to make me smile somehow. One is real affectionate and the other not so much. Wouldn't get rid of either.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet your parents didn't realize that pet turtle would last that long. Also, how long is it expected to live?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She got clawed, everyone got clawed. Friends and family wouldn't visit because of him. He still tries to claw but they don't work. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh stfu. I tried everything short of giving him up or removing them. Even the vet didn't want to do it but she understood. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't want to know what cat litter tastes like. He spends enough time in there Im surprised he isn't on Imgur yet

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hiss back at my cat sometimes. Fucking scares the ever living shit out of him. He jumps like 5ft in the air and he's gone.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It backfired for me. Mines an asshole who wants attention. If you don't pet him right, he'll let ya know by grabbing your hand and biting

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nail trimming didn't work. He would dig them in deeper. I even tried the stick on things. Tried having the groomer do it, nope.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

baby. My furniture is also grateful. He clawed it all. Plus he's a large male. So it was claws or him, I took the claws. Still an asshole3/3

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

want to take his claws but I had to. My face, arms, chest, legs, friends and family. All hated him. Took his front claws, now hes a big 2/3

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

My male tabby was super aggressive with his claws. I tried No, No claws and stop playing when he used them. Nothing worked. I didnt 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Some of the current Minute maid flavors are old Fruitopia flavors. According to others

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shoulda just knocked the bitch out, used her own evidence against her and walked away fine. Roles reversed, she'd probably be doing the same

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Always liked those cats with different colors like that, thought I might end up with one. I didn't but she's still my little kitty cat. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1