12590 pts ยท March 29, 2018
Just a guy who likes memes, motorcycles and mammaries.
2 brain cells. Not special or anything. Just dumb and spoiled. He thinks it ok to sit on my cars roof, or bounce balls off it. So I yell 2/2
New neighbor kid is named the same as my cat, Baxter. When I yell at the kid, I can pretend I was yelling at my cat. Kid has about 1/2
for you having them and remembering to use them. 2/.2
Y'all don't have any high temp gloves as an EMT? Or is that something you'd lean on the FD for? Either way the guy you saved was 1/2
weight. I'm only at 160-170 now but I'm much happier. Congrats, you look amazing and I'm sure your alot happier. Til you buy new clothes 2/2
I'm a guy and had underweight issues until last year. I was 6'1 120-130 for 32 years. Something finally changed and I finally gained 1/2
I laughed in my car, but I was kinda embarrassed. Everyone knew it was me too. I was called all kinds of shit. My wife wasn't amused. 2/2
Explosive diarrehea is the worst at Japanese squat toilets. I absolutely wrecked that bathroom to the point of it getting closed. 1/2
I'd be all over the moon if i made something like that and the person wanted it. afterall, theres only one man who can rock a pipe like that
I legit howled and cried from laughter looking at this. IDK why, still have tears on my face
My cat grooms my beard and by that I mean, yanks with his teeth as a comb. I cut it and now he licks my chin. He's very attached to me.
Got 2 and always managed to make me smile somehow. One is real affectionate and the other not so much. Wouldn't get rid of either.
I bet your parents didn't realize that pet turtle would last that long. Also, how long is it expected to live?
She got clawed, everyone got clawed. Friends and family wouldn't visit because of him. He still tries to claw but they don't work. 2/2
Oh stfu. I tried everything short of giving him up or removing them. Even the vet didn't want to do it but she understood. 1/2
I don't want to know what cat litter tastes like. He spends enough time in there Im surprised he isn't on Imgur yet
I hiss back at my cat sometimes. Fucking scares the ever living shit out of him. He jumps like 5ft in the air and he's gone.
It backfired for me. Mines an asshole who wants attention. If you don't pet him right, he'll let ya know by grabbing your hand and biting
.
Nail trimming didn't work. He would dig them in deeper. I even tried the stick on things. Tried having the groomer do it, nope.
baby. My furniture is also grateful. He clawed it all. Plus he's a large male. So it was claws or him, I took the claws. Still an asshole3/3
want to take his claws but I had to. My face, arms, chest, legs, friends and family. All hated him. Took his front claws, now hes a big 2/3
My male tabby was super aggressive with his claws. I tried No, No claws and stop playing when he used them. Nothing worked. I didnt 1/2
Some of the current Minute maid flavors are old Fruitopia flavors. According to others
Shoulda just knocked the bitch out, used her own evidence against her and walked away fine. Roles reversed, she'd probably be doing the same
Always liked those cats with different colors like that, thought I might end up with one. I didn't but she's still my little kitty cat. 2/2
2 brain cells. Not special or anything. Just dumb and spoiled. He thinks it ok to sit on my cars roof, or bounce balls off it. So I yell 2/2
New neighbor kid is named the same as my cat, Baxter. When I yell at the kid, I can pretend I was yelling at my cat. Kid has about 1/2
for you having them and remembering to use them. 2/.2
Y'all don't have any high temp gloves as an EMT? Or is that something you'd lean on the FD for? Either way the guy you saved was 1/2
weight. I'm only at 160-170 now but I'm much happier. Congrats, you look amazing and I'm sure your alot happier. Til you buy new clothes 2/2
I'm a guy and had underweight issues until last year. I was 6'1 120-130 for 32 years. Something finally changed and I finally gained 1/2
I laughed in my car, but I was kinda embarrassed. Everyone knew it was me too. I was called all kinds of shit. My wife wasn't amused. 2/2
Explosive diarrehea is the worst at Japanese squat toilets. I absolutely wrecked that bathroom to the point of it getting closed. 1/2
I'd be all over the moon if i made something like that and the person wanted it. afterall, theres only one man who can rock a pipe like that
I legit howled and cried from laughter looking at this. IDK why, still have tears on my face
My cat grooms my beard and by that I mean, yanks with his teeth as a comb. I cut it and now he licks my chin. He's very attached to me.
Got 2 and always managed to make me smile somehow. One is real affectionate and the other not so much. Wouldn't get rid of either.
I bet your parents didn't realize that pet turtle would last that long. Also, how long is it expected to live?
She got clawed, everyone got clawed. Friends and family wouldn't visit because of him. He still tries to claw but they don't work. 2/2
Oh stfu. I tried everything short of giving him up or removing them. Even the vet didn't want to do it but she understood. 1/2
I don't want to know what cat litter tastes like. He spends enough time in there Im surprised he isn't on Imgur yet
I hiss back at my cat sometimes. Fucking scares the ever living shit out of him. He jumps like 5ft in the air and he's gone.
It backfired for me. Mines an asshole who wants attention. If you don't pet him right, he'll let ya know by grabbing your hand and biting
.
Nail trimming didn't work. He would dig them in deeper. I even tried the stick on things. Tried having the groomer do it, nope.
baby. My furniture is also grateful. He clawed it all. Plus he's a large male. So it was claws or him, I took the claws. Still an asshole3/3
want to take his claws but I had to. My face, arms, chest, legs, friends and family. All hated him. Took his front claws, now hes a big 2/3
My male tabby was super aggressive with his claws. I tried No, No claws and stop playing when he used them. Nothing worked. I didnt 1/2
Some of the current Minute maid flavors are old Fruitopia flavors. According to others
Shoulda just knocked the bitch out, used her own evidence against her and walked away fine. Roles reversed, she'd probably be doing the same
Always liked those cats with different colors like that, thought I might end up with one. I didn't but she's still my little kitty cat. 2/2