JByrd

11057 pts ยท December 29, 2012


My name is Jeff, I'm currently a Director of Quality and sometimes I say funny things. Usually I am pretty awkward and quote lines from movies that no one other than Imgurians could possibly get.

I think if he saw a guy send you a random dick pic and you asked him to send the guy one back he might find it funny- I know I would

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just have your man send his dong pics back

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed so hard watching that live, those two are gonna be so fun to watch for the next 10-20 years

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair enough! I'm still working through all 3, but I basically just check in once a day

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the moon and Mars?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look closer at the "hands"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No no no, ass tastes way better than that one

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Personally, I liked it. The acting was a bit off and the script was terrible, but I liked the overall storyline and character development

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 7

2/2 contacted the director and VP of the company before I left and they both gave me glowing recommendations.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Precisely the attitude I had before starting my current job. And to everyone saying "worry about your references", do what I did, I 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

JEZEBEL!!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Flips switch* *Woooooooosh

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We should have a series of Tonk's at hogwarts doing crazy and hilarious things looking like everyone else

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I misread "British" as "Bristol" and wasn't surprised at all

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No worries :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exalted doesn't have Engineering, it would have to be a "Craft Earth" or "Craft Fire" depending on what the walls were made of

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

His first name is Age.... oh, you got it right, +1 for you

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ok, I need to use this as a description for when someone in my D&D group fails a pickpocket roll

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn't ABC that f'd it up, it was us, the fans, that requested another season and wouldn't just let it ride off into the sunset

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People who work late shifts- like me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a poster of this :) redbubble for those interested

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its "the John Dorian 3 tap method"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is. Read the original Bourne trilogy- specifically The Bourne Supremacy, he spends a fair amount of time in the walled city

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Im completely ok with Sir Fluffles being my guide

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I bet they all completely understand what they are saying to each other

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree 100%, he never grew on me and getting to have Capaldi replace him just makes me happy inside.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, so The Todd has joined us

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0