JBail

688 pts ยท February 27, 2017


What product do I need to use to style my pubic hair like that?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quaid! Start the reactor.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there a Long John Silvers on this island?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm not 100% sure but I'm pretty sure that right, if ever in place, was repealed after the Civil War. I took a lot of Texas History courses.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most people have no clue how the American Flag is supposed to be displayed. They just think it's supposed to be higher than others.

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

3 teaspoons in a tablespoon.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Love in an elevator.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Perfect

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Gas Axe sounds like a Fallout melee weapon.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. Just like we ignore the elephant.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I always did it at 350 in a convection oven. 15 to 20 minutes. Depending on how crispy I needed it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't it used primarily by a gang calling themselves the Apaches? Not necessarily the Native American tribe?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is a small chance but it's still a chance. My grandpa did it all the time when I was little and never had a problem. Still best to not do

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Family friend raised emus. She wore long sleeve turtle necks in the pin. Emus would sneak up behind her and bite her moles off if visible.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Technically you shouldn't put a lot fat or starchy foods down the disposal. Most people ignore that though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Schindler's Fist

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad always calls these , "A Dr Seuss looking contraption."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. But there are a few that get a hard on about situations like this. Thinking they're all tactical and jump at the chance to prove it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Up until this moment I thought the lyrics were "fly away to the danger zone".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had to go Google it immediately after I read that one.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This. Lots of salsa.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just so long as an earthquake doesn't hit.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Does this also work with other coins? I have a dime I've been holding on to for something just like this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awww hell.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bubba HoTep will also suck your soul from your anus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most people also have 30 to 50 gallons of water already stored in their hot water heater.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping Mr. Widemouth would show up.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

On behalf of all the cows in Beaumont: thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a really big chicken. Or a small sink.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you the key master? I want your key inside me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0