I can't believe I have to explain this.
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103
MRW when my brother asks me how to nod for yes.
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441
MRW I cut a teenage girl's skull open
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31185
MRW I work in a call center and am the only person not on a call
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207
I'm somewhat concerned she's consider this cheating.
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45
Such space.
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10
77
A weird time of the year to realize this.
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4
47
Oh yeah, I love Harry Potter. I wept when Gandalf found that Harry's midichlorian count was too low for him to fight
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198
Pooping at work is like sleep paralysis, every time it happens it is the worst thing to happen to me
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22
152
Conspiracy theories are CRAZY!
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123
I'm looking at everyone who has ever changed their facebook profile picture to support animals, gays, abused children, etc
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148
As a sociopath, I fail to see the flaw in this logic
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159
MRW my girlfriend and I go our separate ways
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4
2014
Harsh truth.
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36
Useful information from TripSit Wiki (http://wiki.tripsit.me/)
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4187
My girlfriend shared this with me during dinner today.
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294
MRW I suddenly have to poop and I'm not sure I can stand up without messing my drawers
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3
762
I agree.
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75
This amuses me
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4
36
True story.
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3
70
Realized this while watching an ad today.
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55
Interesting
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17
27
MRW I show up to work at a call center only to get told that the phone system will be down for the next 24 hours.
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15
2133
Source: smbc-comics.com
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1
111
I ate a bunch of asparagus and now my pee smells weird.
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7
294
Beard trimmed and groomed along with a suit and tie; I just might be ready for this job interview
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211
As someone who cleaned public restrooms for years, I can confirm this.
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93
MRW you remind me of the babe
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62
How the conversation with myself went down when I realized I've been bitter towards her for no good reason for 10 years.
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12
14
MRW I majored in computer science and watch a crime show that features hackers
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558
Bad timing for that announcement, Apple
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29
103
MRW I come into contact with sexual fluids after sex is over.
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427
MRW I find out my ex got married exactly 1 year after I broke up with her to someone who looks exactly like me
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29
597
Beautiful
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6004
I went there
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11
41
MRW debating with my short girlfriend.
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6
1241
What I predict the most reposted image of today will be
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8
37
Some people don't deserve a second chance
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9
2572
MRW my sister desperately needs to borrow money and then asks why I keep a stack of cash in my safe
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14
5019
Money is power without the certainty
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133
The worst day of your career is a normal Tuesday for me.
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4
62
This goes double for me.
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7
92
I think something in my head just popped.
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9
58
Not sure how old someone on the internet is? Make this statement
5
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108
Jesus christ. (source: http://www.smbc-comics.com/)
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74
An uncomfortable truth: you might be part of the problem
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110
181
I just did more for your career than any degree or certification ever did
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11
74
MRW my girlfriend drunkenly tells her mother about my performance in the bedroom, only to find out that my sexual appetite is similar to her father's
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42
222
MRW people tell me I should be better at parallel parking.
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416