Ivymantled

10162 pts · May 1, 2020


HE PROBABLY measures the length of his cock by starting where the taint meets the asshole

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I remember Body Heat, and recently the sinister and perverted lawyer in the Billy Bob Thornton series Goliath.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We’ll can someone steal their truck nuts.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can US citizens who abet in this be charged with treason?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone (on Imgur?) needs to design and organise a fundraising tee shirt as iconic as the Che Guevara image

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anyway… here’s Wonderwall

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So American conservatives now support Putin and Nazis. How long before China are the good guys too?

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

It’s a term for hillbillies who haven’t seen other humans for generations

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I don’t want to fucking catch it! That’s my FreeDumb!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

…and minor reptile dysfunction

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*shudder*

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Putin has all their secret video tapes. Pee, hunting human prey, taking off their masks for lizard people rituals…

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Lucky you

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Du hast

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America is eating itself

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’re concerned about gas prices the way they’re concerned about personal safety and freedom while supporting crazy gun ownership levels

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or else the generals with any morality are replaced by stone-cold psychopaths

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Takes them to a barn in the countryside with a single chair inside

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This would be such a horrible feeling - dying because of the decision of someone you despise and disrespect

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cruz probably figured there’s other fellow serial killers among the trucking community

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obi Have

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blyatorusians

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

????

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Respond with what they understand - prayer warriors, GoFundMe, and Facebook rants.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It’s not gay… if it’s on a freeway! With a tank shell in the middle it’s a one, two, threeway!

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0