IveKilledForLess

16562 pts · August 19, 2014


Well shit.

Yeah I hit my head on a lot of things and have gotten really good at judging load bearing capacity of furniture.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I’m 6’9’. Are we friends?

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

hitting me way too early in the morning.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

#7 everything in that house is a goddamn pinch hazard

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But in reality I have waaaaaay too many legos. Oh well

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I favorite lego posts so I can show people that I don’t have thaat many goddamn legos.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was such a hilarious hard turn that basically came out of nowhere, but I was for it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m a manager, and I simply ask my employees to give me an average effort of 75%. If you average higher than that I give you raises n shit.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I mean, that’s the soap I use. I like the smell ?‍♂️

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m just kinda wondering what kinda vibe discount Macklemore is rockin wandering through that gas station parking lot

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Professional hummingbird naming specialist.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for posting this. Trying to explain it’s Wednesday memes to someone without an example makes you look insane.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was at 445 and am now down to 380 with keto. Hit me up if you ever want to chat about it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice job. I’m at 385 with a starting weight of 445 in mid June. Keto has worked for me.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP, this could literally be a gender swapped version of my story. I got out over a year ago. It gets so much better.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm in H-town as well and i am using the holiday as an excuse to get day drunk, binge TV and build Legos. Best Thanksgiving in a long while!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I got my cat from a pet store that hosts adoptable animals. Maybe this is the same?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think the best part is that her tatas blew out when she landed.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had my parents doubled over with laughter with this show. It is a quiet gem.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I hate Daniel Tiger as well, but to be fair it is a direct descendant of Mr. Roger’s neighborhood.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

PRIME HAS ALL FIVE SEASONS?!?!?!?

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

What a fantastic way to start my Friday.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

A bot calling out a bot. What a time to be alive.

7 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 2

I don’t smoke, but I’d make an exception to do that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the dude running it had an ... extreme fascination with marbles.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I guess the ‘1/?’ Was actually unnecessary.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0