ItsOnlyAMile

42174 pts ยท February 26, 2016


I apparently fling cats in my sleep. They pretty quickly learn to stay off my side.

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Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoouuuuuuuuuuuu... - Excavator Operator (probably)

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/a/DBpFsfi This one was on my wall as a kid

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get professional help.... Therapist not hitman.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

He's a mog. Half man, half dog. He's his own best friend!

5 years ago | Likes 231 Dislikes 1

Maybe your BIL is an asshole and it's the only thing keeping her around... Or maybe she is... Or you are, I don't know any of you people.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's been practicing his aim with the luggage.

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At some point the second to last person will get over confident and because of this you'll know to keep pushing and you'll pull a not-last.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I take the nuts off swing the sledge like a putter. Hit the outside front back repeat. Usually three hits in it'll pop and sit on the lugs.

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He's a furrer.

5 years ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 2

Just take a 16lb+ sledge and hit the sidewall a few times it'll pop right off.

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Geralt looks like Brent Spiner in Independence Day.

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Being an asshole... allegedly.

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Man, the next red dead looks incredible!!!

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Jokes aside, there's not many parts to a toilet. Swap out the fill valve (very easy to do) and I bet it stops.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It means the water is ready to make tea, duh.

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TREM TROUBLE

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy belated birthday. It was mine too.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't look like they're gonna raise the roof.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beetlejuice? Really?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Never fingerbang a prostitute.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not a noif.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey, these white skittles are kind of bitter and salty!"

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

If it weren't for the price tags, I'd have thought you've taken a picture of my pantry.

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You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

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