ItsNotPizza

7444 pts ยท May 15, 2017


Or OP is a dog.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice mosquito factory you have there.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Does a lot of voice acting on cartoons now and created Puppy Dog Pals on Disney.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean plants drink toilet water?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best response ever.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Jurassic Park

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like my husband

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Le tits now!

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the deep knowledge bro. Very interesting.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I want to rub that belly

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nah it's cool. I didn't take it that way. I'm not near it currently, so maybe later.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I revised the description for ya.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bwahahah

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah Goku! Super Saiyan 3 = I'ma fuck up your whole world for about 10 minutes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like "Tom dreads doing his taxes every year". Dread = fear + anticipatory anxiety

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I remember some of these. I still have my Mr machine. Still whistles.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ham on, ham eater!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why don't you feed him 3 HAMS!!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you referring to "Our Father; Who art in heaven?"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's a brick house!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly said by someone who has never known one.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Outstanding work! LNI at it's finest

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG they're beautiful! That last duck had something on his wee little mind!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm risking internet backlash by admitting this, but my mother taught me to use TP to cover the seat b/c she said public toilets are dirty.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

True story. This is my situation

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Slower you slut

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I love that you pointed this out. It does take 10 months. People say 9 b/c women don't know they're preg till a month has already passed.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. Use Windex. It's sooo much better. It's what the jewelers use.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is no one going to point out that he had to touch the bottoms of the shoes? Not to mention he didn't wash his hands!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0