ItsMattyNotDaddy

25937 pts · June 17, 2016


Lmao

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Don’t scare me like that, colonizer!”

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thought you were making an edgy joke till I went back and looked

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They’re one and the same here in the U S of A

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I’m too young for it to have been 12 years already holy shit

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Kitchens. Find a 5star hotel and apprentice for a couple years. They’re too busy worrying about cocaine that weed is just not important

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I’m sure the train didn’t help it much either

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Lmaooo you made it better

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Good looking out, worth the click

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do it and let’s find out, dick

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

86 lmfao I don’t warm up for less than 90F

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

“Until I do the research of how I may be wrong I will believe I’m right”

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your poor wife

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Least we don’t hate dogs cause of it

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

That’s what he said too, I told him this too: for every one saved by being thrown out, there’s 100 killed for it

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who swears by his literal life that wearing a seatbelt is more dangerous so he never will. Natural fucking selection.

7 years ago | Likes 484 Dislikes 11

Fucken same

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yes that’s a great rule of thumb but in the case of the comment it’s not factual

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I get a follow up on this? That’s the kind of shit I come here for

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Honestly might not have been loaded or even real, I can’t tell much from the quality but many just use unloaded handguns as a scare tactic

7 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

I’m hoping dental technology will mallow me to have a full set of removable teeth, I’d have normal white, silver, fangs, grillz, everything

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d wish to get rid of all plagues of mankind, and replace them with worse one

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

There’s dozens of us

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh thanks man that makes me happy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m sure it’s her friend the way she looks at the camera smiling

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That’s why I lead with “hey, I’m an asshole”

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Hey that’s my namesake

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

You’d better have actually lold for those caps

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0