ItHurtsGettingHitByACar

40529 pts ยท November 5, 2016


I run a lawn care service, NOT a landscaping business. I'm the fucking grass whisperer, happy to help any imgurian with any yard problem, grass related or otherwise. If you need to bend an ear, something fucking with your personal happiness or personal growth I got you there too homie.

When world's collide

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If bandaids didn't cost 17 bucks

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Dickbutt for president

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If you can watch this or a dog's purpose without crying, you're the worst kind of person and we can't be friends.

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And I wonder why I'm near death every day when I get home.

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At least nature's cutest dumbass, the koala, is having a better start to the year compared to 366 days ago

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Really...

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3d printed upvote oc for OC-Tober

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Screw titulars

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Flamin hot

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Finally the news is getting to the REAL issues

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Just came across this and had Vietnam flashbacks

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What! The! Fork!

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I stuck to the plan!

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Usersub

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True story

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Wife found this hide&seek rock at the fair today, pretty cool

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When flipping through something with tabbed dividers, do you prefer text centered on tabs, or same origin point for all text.

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Who wants to race on Mario kart?

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So who here digs the original Twilight Zone?

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I want my Hulu!

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Just noticed my wife writes her "f"s backwards.

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Dear usersub

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I mean....if most viral is any indication...

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Even if you're not a "gun person" Firearm safety is an important thing to teach.

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Obama kite surfing is pretty cool IMO

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Weaning myself off the teet of the internet

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Found in a thrift store, memes have gone analog

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Day two of being crippled

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Damn fine knife sharpened pencil

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More cowbell

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Doing my part to keep this alive

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Made a game console out of my daughters Duplo Legos (raspberry pi 3, retropie)

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My main takeaway from the superb owl.

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If you're brave enough...

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Tell me I'm not alone

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Found some ancient Netflix texts

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I see all these people talking about staying home and getting sober

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So I was researching what to expect with an upcoming dental procedure and..... (story time)

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My eclipse glasses

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I don't feel safe without my gun and I'm tired of it.

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I'm a little upset that this show was not suggested to me sooner

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