Touchdown!
The countdown begins
Here they come.
One day closer.
Repost, yes, but also an important reminder to support those who support you.
"Touch a cop, even one assaulting your mother, and we will kill you. And it's all legal"
Listen, when my cat says he's done playing, he means it!
My cats for my Cake day
Upvote if you've ever felt pressured to act dumber than you are to fit in.
Countdown to 100k
As an experiment, I stopped answering when people asked me "How's it going?"
The longer I stare....
Rickity recked
Katrina Bowden on a Tuesday
Attractive Man Tuesday
I feel like this is unhealthy
My weekend's planned!
Posting about your previous posts' lack of upvotes...
It's beginning to look a lot like Nebraska...
Seriously, John Elway looks like the villain in a Steven Decal movie.
When my ex, who is still a babe btw, casually drops that she's single
Hello darkness, my old friend....
Am I the only one that read...
Dapper. As. Fuck.
To celebrate the time I saw this on Imgur and then went there in real life
Let it be known!
Bathroom porn
The truest face of self discipline
Had never actually seen this one before
I visited here to! Not a repost
My ex-wife (who cheated on me then left me) said I looked "happier today"
As an engineer, I could not be more proud of my 2 year old son right now
John Elway looks like a villan in a Steven Seagal movie
I worked near the top of a crane today
There's just no one else to talk to
Not all unconventional choices are good ones
Your daily dose of kitty sad. Sorry.
You stay classy, College Football.
A little beauty for an ugly day...
Someone posted an old favorite funny penguin gif. This is mine.
For my birthday, I present my furry family of adorableness
How I spent the day before my 30th birthday (today)
My 5 favorite Image results from "Curious Disgust"
How I'm reminded I live in the Midwest
It's a trap!
I try to be funny but I'm not
Now I know where Halloween candy really comes from
Had this about a year. Couldn't be happier. Firearms Friday.
And just in case you weren't intimidated enough with one...
Smile, and the world smiles with you. Weep, and you weep alone.
because what the hell does Patrick Stewart need to get high on besides Patrick Stewart?
In honor of the premier, I'm re-watching Season 5, and I thought'd I'd share the most awkward dinner in history.
The emptiest room in the known universe.
That moment when you're peeing in the sink at the same time as brushing teeth over the sink and accidentally drop the toothbrush
Best. Zoo. Ever.