Istanbul

34686 pts ยท August 10, 2012


DO NOT READ THIS SENTENCE!

Can I choose 'my son has a gay black boyfriend'?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Psychologists are people too. Professional, fallible people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess Jacob had too much Taco Bell last night.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Always upvote foxes. Always.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whenever you make something, somebody will find some excuse to hate it, no matter how dumb an excuse it may be. Don't let it get to you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is simultaneously right and wrong on so many levels.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have my sincere respect, sir/ma'am. Whatever the haters may say, you make the world a better place.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Popeye is one scary bastard. I knew it even as a kid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Movie is great because it created a lot of furries.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post is a valuable contribution to the internet community and you deserve some anal fis- er, I mean, loving hugs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn. Almost got her. Better luck next time, Darwin.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is your skin and hair a different color? Why are your ears and jaw a different shape? Where did your body hair go?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need these in my mouth right now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'know, I've gotta admit, that's a pretty compelling advertisement.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How could a man with no respect for anyone possibly do right by our people, our Constitution, and American values in general?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind. They left her behind long ago; you didn't. You're her actual family.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I bet you can downvote a hundred reposts before noon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The people we all kinda wish we were.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but what if you dream about your toes transforming into penises and shouting profanity in your father's voice before melting?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, I'll be myself. And that means I do what I want. And that means I post what I want no matter what you say. Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That look on Pa Kent's face in the last panel as he watches his boy leave, maybe to die for real this time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mentioning this game and that one in the same sentence is a travesty. For shame!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad news. That was never an actual friend. I know it sucks, but maybe a green arrow will make you feel a little better.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO EXTREME AND RANDOM *sigh*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Okay, don't.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You will never be Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dying is easy, living is hard. I know that feel. Just remember that if you had died, there would be no potential for anything good.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, are these rare? I have some of these.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0