Issima1984

30459 pts · December 1, 2015


Me.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no! Is that not a good place? the quote really helped me yesterday.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no, gracias...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolic lies told to you,” Butker said. “Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world. I can tell you that my beautiful wife Isabelle would be the first to say her life truly started when she started living her vocation as a wife and as a mother.”
Pinche pendejo :/

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Agree. Luckily mine was with me during my pregnancies, she thinks my babies are her babies.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh and keeps us posted!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

go only with the expectation to have a great conversation. Wear deodorant and subtle cologne. Best of lucks.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that the cop had preexisting heart condition

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Dude... I know your are not a robot and feelings get hurt... but you do not need that person in your life. Also at least she didn't waste your time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always tell my husband lol... "Im like... ey, sweet dick.... I'm taking a shit be right back"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

to be fair everyone and their moms have one at this point

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was an interesting ride.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dear, I am profoundly sorry for your loss.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I needed this chuckle. Thanks

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

May... I.... may I move in?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mom was a victim of the wallet thiefs in Barcelona. Fucking thiefs every where

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He has access to FREE Healthcare dammit! He needs to fucking use it!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol wtf....Is this real?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something similar happened to me.... it was cat tho... prolly drunk too.... lil bit mean... he did refused to leave ... and hissed at me while making himself at home.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My son has speech delay and also he is learning 2 languages at the same time. He communicates in English with dad only. Prolly this boy has some speechdelay and he is learning 2 languages at the same time.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same boat

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so crazy to me. He died over nothing noble. Nothing even remotely real or anything. Is sad.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in Texas... as soon I started reading I knew you were from Texas too. Fucking backwards state. My husband lost his job recently. I'm working and I barely make it. We applied .. we got nothing. No assistance. Let's vote this mofos out, my fellow Texan. Viva la resistencia!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can afford it, get the hair transplant. Is worth it

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't forget all the new naturalized US citizens!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Real rednecks are friends with possums!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a teacher I would never ever ever tell one my students such a thing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0