IsometricMan

1016 pts ยท March 3, 2016


Sigh. It's time. I've said "I'm such and such age and I've done nothing" too many times and Imgur Is probably not helping. Time to quit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For Hilary Qlinton, put upon elven queen of the highborn elves of the dales.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That...that couldn't be a blue leaf I see on his chest. J-just my eyes playing tricks. No, go back to be hopes & dreams, it's nothing... yet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool as a copcumber.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When you're the DD and it's time to leave the bar.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is horrifying!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's got grays Alex like Princess Shireern from Game of Thrones! Let he know she's a princess and keep her away from cultists!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean. You used it right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NICE LOONIE FELLOW CANADIAN

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a computer programming student I appreciate this deeply.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Them some Final Fantasy looking mother fuckers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Bro. Bro. I think I just got sexually brorassed. Bro I think I'm having a epiphany about the way we treat women, I need a broment."

9 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 5

I mean dicks out for that guy, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So is that a joke or is that just a for real group of girls unironically dressed exactly the same? Odds anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So I've played the game two times through and never had issues or lost a solider. Am I just not playing on a high enough difficulty?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What do you think "babe I just won the presidential election, and I'm the full on alpha black guy in the country right now" sex was like?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Frigging. Cried. I mean just watching him realise as he's sitting there safe that he was minutes, maybe seconds from death is very powerful.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

(Fuck.) Lucky side effect of the dyeing or something*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you work as a cashier or with large numbers of bills at a time you'll notice a definite sweet smell. Probably just a covienent

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Has anyone told you that our money also smells faintly of maple? Cause that's really a thing.

9 years ago | Likes 519 Dislikes 7

Literally just finished cooking and eating a batch of homemade fries as a break from the void through which I wing it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bernese Mountain Dogs are the best brand of dog.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucked up either way, but we actual justice aside, even the way we think about the victim is totally different when the genders are swapped.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swapped the distinction wouldn't ever come up. Nobody would think "oh yeah, right on she totally got with that hot teacher". It's (3)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A 15 yo girl can't. Like I don't know if this particular situation was true rape or just statutory rape, but if the genders were (2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the stranger aspects of this stuff is that there's almost this unspoken idea that a 15 yo male can decide he totally wanted it but(1)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Voms before getting to the end.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure why, but halfway thorugh I got hit with serious tears. I think I'm just sick of the tiny bits of grief building up every day.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

TIL we should use water for lasers instead of light, that shit would be all "brrrzat" right through the bug monsters.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks to this dump I discovered and downvoted fartharder's comment.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0