1864 pts ยท June 24, 2014
BUULLLLLLLLL.....SHIIIIIIIIT.
I like the term 'insufferable wanker'.
Alrighty then.
That's not an STD.
Peeing after sex doesn't prevent STDs, lads. You need to use a condom and get regular screening to prevent fire-crotch.
I am a laaaaaady. I do laaady things.
Where does one buy zebra?
Yes sir!
And the Sugarloaf looks like a nipple but let's ignore both of those things.
Are you suggesting I repeatedly poked a corpse in the eye? Because...that's just silly.
Those ears tho!
Yeah but Larry Murphy is in England so we were good
I'm sure that can be arranged
That's the result of a project my sister did for her photography degree.
Dad?
Heart massage with a happy ending.
Ah sure jaysis.
But..but...how?
MALE NURSE! I am a MALE nurse.
OP's mother's Saturday night.
They specialise in SHAG carpet.
How I feel when I take a huge dump and it doesn't clog the toilet.
Dude... Stop giving your dog weed.
You know you're a nurse when the first thing you see is a whopper shit.
Wow! Snoop is looking well!
We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!
Geishas are Japanese...I'll let myself out.
You forgot the part when you hear your tooth snap in half whilst still attached to your jaw.
Worst. Cat. Ever.
I'd wife that.
BUULLLLLLLLL.....SHIIIIIIIIT.
I like the term 'insufferable wanker'.
Alrighty then.
That's not an STD.
Peeing after sex doesn't prevent STDs, lads. You need to use a condom and get regular screening to prevent fire-crotch.
I am a laaaaaady. I do laaady things.
Where does one buy zebra?
Yes sir!
And the Sugarloaf looks like a nipple but let's ignore both of those things.
Are you suggesting I repeatedly poked a corpse in the eye? Because...that's just silly.
Those ears tho!
Yeah but Larry Murphy is in England so we were good
I'm sure that can be arranged
That's the result of a project my sister did for her photography degree.
Dad?
Heart massage with a happy ending.
Ah sure jaysis.
But..but...how?
MALE NURSE! I am a MALE nurse.
OP's mother's Saturday night.
They specialise in SHAG carpet.
How I feel when I take a huge dump and it doesn't clog the toilet.
Dude... Stop giving your dog weed.
You know you're a nurse when the first thing you see is a whopper shit.
Wow! Snoop is looking well!
We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!
Geishas are Japanese...I'll let myself out.
You forgot the part when you hear your tooth snap in half whilst still attached to your jaw.
Worst. Cat. Ever.
I'd wife that.