IrrelevantSimpsonQuote

1864 pts ยท June 24, 2014


BUULLLLLLLLL.....SHIIIIIIIIT.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like the term 'insufferable wanker'.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Alrighty then.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's not an STD.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Peeing after sex doesn't prevent STDs, lads. You need to use a condom and get regular screening to prevent fire-crotch.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I am a laaaaaady. I do laaady things.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where does one buy zebra?

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 3

Yes sir!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And the Sugarloaf looks like a nipple but let's ignore both of those things.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you suggesting I repeatedly poked a corpse in the eye? Because...that's just silly.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those ears tho!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but Larry Murphy is in England so we were good

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm sure that can be arranged

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the result of a project my sister did for her photography degree.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dad?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Heart massage with a happy ending.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah sure jaysis.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But..but...how?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MALE NURSE! I am a MALE nurse.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

OP's mother's Saturday night.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They specialise in SHAG carpet.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How I feel when I take a huge dump and it doesn't clog the toilet.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude... Stop giving your dog weed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know you're a nurse when the first thing you see is a whopper shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow! Snoop is looking well!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Geishas are Japanese...I'll let myself out.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

You forgot the part when you hear your tooth snap in half whilst still attached to your jaw.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst. Cat. Ever.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd wife that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0