Ironblitz

36453 pts ยท July 22, 2012


Some days you just have to chuck it in the fuck-it bucket.

Working on it.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If my gf got me any of the lotr swords I'd be happy as balls.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And my gf got pissed when I drop kicked a kid into the street. It was self defense!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've got several. Amazing for extra wide set of screens and or limited desk space.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think it's the collective will of the world trying to make him combust

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I saw this reply and then tapped on the video to load it fully and wouldn't you know it it does load all way. Tmyk

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? Love that crash through the windshield.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's cool. I was living near there for a couple years.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to say put a bar there. Are there any differing liquor laws? Be hilarious if you couldn't drink before 10a on one side but could on the other or something like that.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And if you want to talk military expenditure, there are 22 aircraft carriers in the world, 11 are US. Each of those 11 are larger and much more expensive than the other 11. That's just one facet.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm fucking pissed! I'll never be able to watch any old treks without thinking of the USS ShitStain. Who is designing this? With Trump's name on it you know he's gonna have some "brilliant ideas, just the best, huge ideas! If I was designing ships in WW2 it would've been over much faster!" And it's either gonna explode, sink or find itself in Russian hands while somehow molesting people.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well then zip up. Your Florida is hanging out.

4 months ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I attempted this in highschool. 3 blow up dolls. Helium did not work. In the end we tied a rock to one big one and tossed it in the lake, tied another one to a light pole that looked very.....bad

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This works too.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not a ballsy mortar team?

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the story is metaphor for overthrowing the oligarchy in western culture. The 3 tentacles in the butthole is just 3 tentacles in the butthole, however.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I initially read unicorn as unborn and was all "ho lee fuk that's dark!"

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

For Paige(to the tune of the song: Bitch):
She's a bitch, she's a lover, she's a bitch and bi-itch. She's a bitcher and a bitch, bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch
(Paige is a Chihuahua mix, so....you get it)

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just saw the tail end of that episode

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought vampires.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, they break it up by giving birth to a chicken or a few fish in between.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am Lucy Liu, give me your spines!

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

....if you're going to blow shit up.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kinda looks like my 37 yo ass. Getting off the couch. At 65, just strap me to a 2 wheeler like Hannibal Lecter.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ask him nicely

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Nope. Take a large crucifix and insert!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because Elmo can live with it. Elmo, can live with it.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayor_Max_II
This is a WAY better option than fecal matter/trump, in my opinion

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If hyperinflation starts, we may be 3 bad years away from being millionaires.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0