Cries he with drunken lips: Give me your Scotch, Your rye, Your bourbon yearning to breathe free, The fermented drinks of your storied lands. Send these to me, I lift my glass by the pub and tavern doors.
Cries he with drunken lips: Give me your Scotch, Your rye, Your bourbon yearning to breathe free, The fermented drinks of your storied lands. Send these to me, I lift my glass by the pub and tavern doors.
I thumb my nose at you!
Reminds me of that meme of the vet lifting that cat captioned “Go ahead. Lift me higher. I am infinite. I am eternal.” Very long cat.
*Danger Zone echoes softly in the distance*
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Mostly I just say stuff that makes me laugh. Sometimes others laugh along with it. Just be yourself, friend.
Not sure why the bread is bothering to exercise. It would be so much easier to just go under the knife.
Yeah... Imgur told me that my comment didn’t post, so I tried again. And now I have two comments.
We all just went straight Turok on their reptilian asses.
We all just went straight Turok on their reptilian asses.
YOU’VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE
“DAMN SCOTS. They ruined Scotland!” -Groundskeeper Willie
Yeah calories burned would probably reduce the confusion there.
Probably not but there are a few charities and foundations that help the falsely accused win their freedom and sometimes get a settlement.
Also when did Jon Snow gain 200 pounds?
Is the footage from Hot Shots?
Have you considered not sleeping on the tarantula hawk wasp’s nest? But in all seriousness I hope you’re seeing somebody about that.
Maybe it’s because I’m a terrible person, but I found his screams of writhing agony to be hilarious.
I mean, not wrong though.
I see he wears a hat, but does he smash tables? #BillsMafia
Agreed. Although I’d say the discussion on this subject is poorly served by a 140-character limit.
Oh, incredibly so. But since English doesn’t have the Greek concepts of Eros and Philia, it’s about as simple as it can get
Best analogue in English is passionate/romantic love vs companionate love. Or, put another way more simply, lust/pure attraction and love.
It really brings out the color of his eyes.
You realize that violates the “no religious test” clause just as much as requiring somebody to be religious, right?
He wasn’t the first person to wear a turtleneck, he was just the first to recognize its use as a tactical garment. A tactleneck, Lana.
“Wear them like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.” - a wise man who drinks and knows things.
Certainly! Sometimes it’s difficult to determine which is which, so showcasing that sense of humor can be useful.
Depending on the delivery, a little bit of self-deprecation can still be attractive too. Shows you’re not a total cunt.