My new favourite Cyanide & Happiness.
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I'm very drunk and sad but this basically sums up my life right now. Hopefully everything actually does happen for a reason, if not, I'm fucked.....
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The Irish Police force with an absolutely outstanding effort today...
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Just met this guy in the street. Can't believe he had the time to pose for me.
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Happy Good Friday
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Nothing like family love...
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"Hey! They're trying to learn for free!"
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Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time!
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Arsenal's goals were so good they were uploaded to Pornhub
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A parachutist lands on the pitch mid-way through the Salisbury vs Chester football match today.
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"If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now..."
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"Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the uhh...things?"
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I'm in the top 10 blokes to avoid. Quite proud.
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This gives me some faith back.
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That is extremely helpful.
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This popped up on my twitter. I've no idea what it was for.
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To the person who re-posted a picture I uploaded and made it to the front page.
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"This doesn't scare me, I've constructed a germ free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in or out."
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Javier Zanetti. Another ageless man.
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Classic Father Ted
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He did what?!
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Thanks Batman
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"Pick It Up" "No, It Was Your Idea"
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Stormtroopers try to live a normal life since that pesky Luke Skywalker made them all unemployed.
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I'd give a 9.5 for execution
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I know that feel.
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We Buy Most Cars.
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"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. Are you going to eat it? .....Yes."
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"Hello I'm Dr. Cheeks, I'm doing my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind..."
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"Hahaha! Look at this country...you are gay."
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It was the last available parking spot.
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How we feel after getting a week of sunshine in Ireland, only to be returned to our natural rainy summer
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"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing...till I jam this down your throat!"
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I love having nipples for dessert
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Saw this on Facebook, made me chuckle
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"What'd he say? Put on our tuxedos?" "I want some taquitos."
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"Just do it!" "AHHH!!" "...examine your scalp for ringworm."
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Only in Ireland (And maybe New Zealand).
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"The government calls it "The Army", but a more alarmist name would be "The Killbot Factory!"
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"You don't know your own sisters birthday?! What kind of a brother are you?"
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"Anytime I hear the wind blow, it'll whisper the name 'Edna'." "Awh that's very good, Lisa!" "P.S I am gay..."
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Honesty....
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Is it bad that I thought it'd be more?
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"Uh, well, that could be any mayor."
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And it's still sunny!!!
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Seems scrabble doesn't have much swag
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Oh boy, 3 am!!!
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Lauren Cohan's butt once again
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"Ooh what's with the lead pipe? Were you gonna give my noggin a floggin'?" "Well, yeah..."
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Snorted loudly at this while browsing through explosm.net
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"I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart."
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Remember when they were this cheap?
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I think I can blame Barney for my alcoholism...
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A man bringing his goat for a walk earlier in Ireland....
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Do we have any food that wasn’t brutally slaughtered? - Well, I think the veal might have died of loneliness.
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