MFW I watch the pizza in the oven
Synchronized swimming viewed from underwater
Getting served
Musically used
As smug as can be
One last hurrah
MRW I get an upvote from a post I made 4 months ago
His beard is great you demon goof
The student athlete meme
May I have a pencil
Survive little friend
My joints reaction when I've sat down too long
"you can't eat that much pizza yourself"
Round and round we go
Odd mating rituals of different animals
Such action, such suspense
When no one takes the bait.
MRW my nephew ask what a VHS is
Social Media in a nutshell
When your friend dies during pre game and they're done for the night
I don't remember this part of the movie
MRW my coworkers ask how I deal with long shifts so well.
Existential and Delicious
And all in less than 15 minutes
Finish Him!
MRW I get an unwanted dick pic
Most elaborate rejection
MRW a customer tells me to have a nice day and thanks me for the help
"I demand tribute mortals"
Yes, do you have anything between mild and white.
I'm detecting a pattern
Grocery tips for shopping needs.
Rather anti-climatic finish
Aquaman would be proud
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
When your friend downloads imgur and shows you an old meme.
Not actually getting my masters mom and dad
You vs the cow she says not to worry about
Fun Bee fact
Smart Investment
MRW I'm at work and overhear an older couple say they were helped by a nice gentleman and realize they meant me