When it's my cake day, but I can't celebrate cuz I've got stupid adult shit to do
Bonsai Pomegranate Tree!!!
Can you give me like a minute!?
I've never seen or heard a better comparison of Mayo and Miracle Whip.
Imgur, meet Bubba: he's 14 years old, 18 lbs (at least) and he sheds like theres no tomorrow.
MRW my friend asks me to prove I can bite through metal, but the only metal in the room is a door handle
It's my cake day and I am completely unprepared! I'm going to get drunk and upvote in usersub!
Trying to win a bet against some friends, need help.
MRW I find out El Dorado is now on Netflix!