InterwebsMyLife

21135 pts ยท August 5, 2013


I'm a chronic liar and I like big butts. What are you gunna do about it?

"Holes in his ears? Must be a hole in his personality too" -Sallvo623

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That's assuming they do it every day. If they did I'm sure it would saturate their personal marketability ie. less per day on average.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't know, but I think it's one of the two. psychopath came to my head first.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So, he was a psychopath. You pretty much just described a psychopath.

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 25

Cool. I know she wonders the best way she can exercise with it and I know this is a crazy workout. I'll have to suggest it to her.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I saw them a couple years back with PTV and Mayday Parade. Super fun show.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about the people that make more than $100k a year? That's pretty well split down to lower middle class and poor imo.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ATL may have an annoying fan base, but they put on a hell of a show. Besides, OP has multiple pop punk so not really out of place.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your family is crazy cute! :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Does pole dancing require much use of the hips? or is it mainly upper body? My fiance has a hip disorder and im curious if she could do this

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Why did you shoot that kid, officer?" "He walked towards me snapping menacingly. I was afraid he was gunna sing."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This hairy little coconut is so ugly, yet somehow soo fucking cute.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

When the family said this card was Crass, you should have replied, "No, it's obviously Misfits!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks Mom and Dad. Assholes.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Life is scary. I didn't sign up for this shit.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

Mix it with a hard apple cider for best results. Damn delicious with angry orchard!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I doubt you will remember it for long. Buh dum tss

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do it. Everyone deserves equal opportunity to be made fun of.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yep. My dad always threatened that even when I was old enough there would be no M games in the house. That was not enforced luckily.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's actually pubes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe I should do it for my 40th too! Only 19 years of saving to go!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, it's too awkward telling every person who gets in my car that I'm a "registered sex offender" and no "kids within 500 ft"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Getting stabbed while driving down the highway. In my car. At 55mph. That's the worst.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Someone should just cut his hands off!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's kinda shitty of the teacher. Basically saying only US deaths matter not totals. But these unborn lives matter. Pro-specific-lives

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanx fer ur inpoot frend.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Seriously. He thirsty as fuck. Like back off dog, your coming on too strong.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Hell yes! MT is great!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0