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197 pts ยท June 9, 2016


If I had a pixel for all the words to describe myself, I would have a potato.

A pretty penny.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have the same plates at home. Virtual five

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finish him! FATALITY!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just watch the movie Cube. It teaches dimensions in a cooler way and has 2 sequels.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goku's next form

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Imagine what a power was would do...droolz

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tip for good service. The type of service only your momma provides.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Along with the pizza to perhaps try getting something better. Just thinking out of the box. Lol get it - thinking out of the "pizza box" lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I'm that guy. I don't like enabling that kind of lifestyle. Think of it as tough love. If I was a delivery driver, I would give my resume

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Strippers work harder for their tips than a middle aged man delivering pizza. Unless you have a disability or an ailment then sure.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I have to add, unless ofc you're retired. Then that's okay too. Go break a sweat and make your money instead of depending on tips.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

People like you is why the corporation don't pay their employees well. Should you not thing it's on their employment standards to pay them?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Just sit with me for a minute...why is that the only job they want to try for? They have a car + license to drive. Cab? Uber? Lyft?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I've been there. But worked in a general labour position 12h shifts. Not for tips.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Go drive an Uber or Lyft.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The man drank around 110 beers in one sitting. Fact.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bird is the word. Bird, bird. Bird is the word. Bird, bird, bird.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Make your arm fall asleep and try tickling yourself. Please report back fellow scientists. Tits. That is all.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pendragon

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Watch out, watch out, watch out!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That are*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine humans with penises wearing skirts. I'm sure humans you are into penises would be curious to look if given the opportunity.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 15

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This isn't where I parked my car.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oops.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

P.O.P, hold it down

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't finish. That's what he said.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0