IntelligentLake

36718 pts ยท December 18, 2018


I am at least 60% water

'Hi gay, I'm dad. Wait a minute, that's not your name!'

14 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She's very clumsy, she keeps dropping the egg in the fluid.

14 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's pronounced Bouquet!

16 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you catch a lot of rocks, you could build something like a wall or a house. But you have to domesticate them first, or they migrate.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because of De Beers being a worldwide monopoly for a very long time.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The customers, they really lose their shit when they are slightly inconvenienced in any way.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No, no, baby cow feet. We already know about horse.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When you max out luck, there's accidents all around you all the time, so nobody will associate with you. You survive everything though.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frank really should have another cat to borrow the braincell from sometime.

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If your living room didn't want cars in it, it has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

4 days ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Truck? Nobody told me to put a torque wrench in the truck.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really heavy on the stomach.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you made of cake? Or is the AI made of cake?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Do more unto others than thou dost upon thyself."

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can spell that! L-O-W. There, perfect!

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can't be, the wheels are still there.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would whine too if you put me in jail for no reason at all. Frank is innocent of the crime!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Quicksand?

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's got electrolytes! Just what you need in the morning.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's clearly because you're not typing in high heels as well.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sure, we know that. But they live in a different world where everything they think of happens, and nobody says you can't do that. They won't learn.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure: Send nuclear missile, and end the world so rich people can rebuild it to their liking.

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

The biggest enemy of the people of the U.S. is the government of the U.S.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's Statler and Waldorf.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just because the dog uses all their limbs, and the humans don't, it isn't cheating. They use tools, they're cheating harder than the dog.

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Dictators often require everyone to wear the same clothes and shoes as them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So rude. You lay down for a nap, and then someone comes dismantling your bedroom.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"I need to go, my people need me."

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The colors are different, the mountain is mostly gray, with some lightgray and blue, while the blanket is blue. with a white wall and beige carpet.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you look very closely, you'll notice a mountain that is shaped a bit like the blanket. Once big difference though, the background color.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0