495540 pts · October 12, 2017
I’ll let Margaret Atwood know you think she’s a hack.
Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.
The only real difference between these two is that one of them has to fuck the President. And, boy, is she glad he can’t tell the difference.
Then you don’t exist. *poof*
Every terrestrial vertebrate is a fish.
Holy shit, that’s like a weeks lunch money!
gay
We got a black poodle and we couldn’t see him in the black beds so we got tan beds and then we got an apricot poodle and couldn’t see him in the tan beds.
The Weather Girls were originally signed to their label as “Two Tons O' Fun”. It’s Raining Men was cowritten by Paul Shaffer of SNL and head of the Lettermen band. Martha Wash of the Weather Girls is the woman who sings EVERYBODY DANCE NOW DUN DUNDUNDUN!
RRRUUUUUUNNNNNNN
Yeah? Lemme see that 401K balance?
I loved the 90s. My first mortgage, two car notes, middle management meetings. It was a blast.
Jacked like a beast. Adorably cute. Women are unreal.
*Bored
Well maybe they shouldn’t look so bombable!
I don’t even wear clothes at all in my backyard.
In the 70s, I was obsessed with collecting Peanuts stationery, rubber stamps and pencil and paint sets.
#13 Epic
Trying to grab the knife from the babiy’s hand could harm either you or the baby. The best solution is to grab the baby firmly under the arms and shake it.
I have learned to game the system. For the last 15 years, I have exclusively chosen GPs who are black women.
What if it’s in a pudding?
I saw a bald eagle getting roughed up by a bunch of crows at my Publix a couple of weeks ago.
I bought an 80 year old house in 1999. The Taco Bell 3 blocks away was very important to me during that period.
I got a queen sized organic latex mattress. It weighs 120 lbs. It did not spring open like a Jack-in-the-Box.
Wouldn’t share her toothbrush, but you’d lick her butthole.
If they do both in the same day I think it goes to Oprah Winfrey.
Do you get along with her girlfriend?
If the universe is deterministic, then there is no free will. If there is an omniscient God, then free will can’t exist.
That Chopin; what a fuckin’ hack.
No, no, the arrangement between capitalism and labor is clearly one based on sound principles of fairness and egalitarianism.
I’ll let Margaret Atwood know you think she’s a hack.
Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.
The only real difference between these two is that one of them has to fuck the President. And, boy, is she glad he can’t tell the difference.
Then you don’t exist. *poof*
Every terrestrial vertebrate is a fish.
Holy shit, that’s like a weeks lunch money!
gay
We got a black poodle and we couldn’t see him in the black beds so we got tan beds and then we got an apricot poodle and couldn’t see him in the tan beds.
The Weather Girls were originally signed to their label as “Two Tons O' Fun”. It’s Raining Men was cowritten by Paul Shaffer of SNL and head of the Lettermen band. Martha Wash of the Weather Girls is the woman who sings EVERYBODY DANCE NOW DUN DUNDUNDUN!
RRRUUUUUUNNNNNNN
Yeah? Lemme see that 401K balance?
I loved the 90s. My first mortgage, two car notes, middle management meetings. It was a blast.
Jacked like a beast. Adorably cute. Women are unreal.
*Bored
Well maybe they shouldn’t look so bombable!
I don’t even wear clothes at all in my backyard.
In the 70s, I was obsessed with collecting Peanuts stationery, rubber stamps and pencil and paint sets.
#13 Epic
Trying to grab the knife from the babiy’s hand could harm either you or the baby. The best solution is to grab the baby firmly under the arms and shake it.
I have learned to game the system. For the last 15 years, I have exclusively chosen GPs who are black women.
What if it’s in a pudding?
I saw a bald eagle getting roughed up by a bunch of crows at my Publix a couple of weeks ago.
I bought an 80 year old house in 1999. The Taco Bell 3 blocks away was very important to me during that period.
I got a queen sized organic latex mattress. It weighs 120 lbs. It did not spring open like a Jack-in-the-Box.
Wouldn’t share her toothbrush, but you’d lick her butthole.
If they do both in the same day I think it goes to Oprah Winfrey.
Do you get along with her girlfriend?
If the universe is deterministic, then there is no free will. If there is an omniscient God, then free will can’t exist.
That Chopin; what a fuckin’ hack.
No, no, the arrangement between capitalism and labor is clearly one based on sound principles of fairness and egalitarianism.