Innuendobot5000

46008 pts · February 10, 2013


Why are you on this page? Seriously.

I don't understand those measurements. Is it balls hot or hella hot?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bliss Carl, but man, does this water taste extra flat. Even for water.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Animal control may take my balls, but they can't take ALL of OUR balls!

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Can I ask if people really care if a skit is true or not? I'm worried it's just all a bit that people do as a meme, which is fine, but I want to be part of it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought you were a Star Trek nerd or something, but it turns out you're a nerd for calligraphy.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Machines can't feel anything.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Peas and carrots and watermelon, watermelon.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Furnace cranked? IN THIS ECONOMY!? I'll die from frostbite like a real American.

1 month ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

All I see is this.

2 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Just like birds… And your mom.

3 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

The fun thing about buying things from local shops in my town is that 99% of the time I'm giving money to owners that supported insurrection and advocates taking away my rights.

3 months ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 2

And has MAGA already started a fundraiser for him? Like they did with that racist Cinnabon worker who got $130,000+?

3 months ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

We have kids? AND THIS IS HOW YOU TELL ME!?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no, those chickens are eating those slimy-trailed snails!

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Next you'll be telling me no one wants to run for Mosquito Abatement District Board Trustee

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You tellin' me no one wants to run for Mobile Home Park Recreation District Trustee? That can't be right.

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Why?

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

It wasn't a toy car, it was a robot mower.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Must not be nice to be so cold and dead inside.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wooo! Raccoons! The very few wild animals where it's more arguably okay to feed due to them being reliant on people already (in cities). Love feeding a raccoon a hot dog.

5 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

I go one-on-one with bears all the time, sometimes I even take two at once.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll say it, since no one else is brave enough. Warm tap water is more palatable than cold tap water. Cold tap water sucks.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably because he's self-conscious from you stalking him throughout his entire work day. Weirdo.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did think it was a tattoo to indicate you were exclusively a gay top. I immediately wanted to get one, then I remembered I'm a bottom.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I didn't see the monkey, I just saw a woman trying to shove a banana into a man's crotch and him looking uncomfortable

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I hate to break it to you, but dislike of melted cheese is hereditary. It seems your spouse is hiding something important from you. You should break up.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What about bears and otters?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My neighbor's dog sticks my dog's entire head in his mouth while playing, and she just steals the crumbs on his tongue and teeth.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

21% on something I was going to buy regardless of I could write it off.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0