46008 pts · February 10, 2013
Why are you on this page? Seriously.
I don't understand those measurements. Is it balls hot or hella hot?
Bliss Carl, but man, does this water taste extra flat. Even for water.
Animal control may take my balls, but they can't take ALL of OUR balls!
Can I ask if people really care if a skit is true or not? I'm worried it's just all a bit that people do as a meme, which is fine, but I want to be part of it.
I thought you were a Star Trek nerd or something, but it turns out you're a nerd for calligraphy.
Machines can't feel anything.
Peas and carrots and watermelon, watermelon.
Furnace cranked? IN THIS ECONOMY!? I'll die from frostbite like a real American.
All I see is this.
Just like birds… And your mom.
The fun thing about buying things from local shops in my town is that 99% of the time I'm giving money to owners that supported insurrection and advocates taking away my rights.
And has MAGA already started a fundraiser for him? Like they did with that racist Cinnabon worker who got $130,000+?
We have kids? AND THIS IS HOW YOU TELL ME!?
Oh no, those chickens are eating those slimy-trailed snails!
Next you'll be telling me no one wants to run for Mosquito Abatement District Board Trustee
You tellin' me no one wants to run for Mobile Home Park Recreation District Trustee? That can't be right.
Why?
It wasn't a toy car, it was a robot mower.
Must not be nice to be so cold and dead inside.
Wooo! Raccoons! The very few wild animals where it's more arguably okay to feed due to them being reliant on people already (in cities). Love feeding a raccoon a hot dog.
I go one-on-one with bears all the time, sometimes I even take two at once.
I'll say it, since no one else is brave enough. Warm tap water is more palatable than cold tap water. Cold tap water sucks.
Probably because he's self-conscious from you stalking him throughout his entire work day. Weirdo.
I did think it was a tattoo to indicate you were exclusively a gay top. I immediately wanted to get one, then I remembered I'm a bottom.
I didn't see the monkey, I just saw a woman trying to shove a banana into a man's crotch and him looking uncomfortable
I hate to break it to you, but dislike of melted cheese is hereditary. It seems your spouse is hiding something important from you. You should break up.
What about bears and otters?
My neighbor's dog sticks my dog's entire head in his mouth while playing, and she just steals the crumbs on his tongue and teeth.
21% on something I was going to buy regardless of I could write it off.
I don't understand those measurements. Is it balls hot or hella hot?
Bliss Carl, but man, does this water taste extra flat. Even for water.
Animal control may take my balls, but they can't take ALL of OUR balls!
Can I ask if people really care if a skit is true or not? I'm worried it's just all a bit that people do as a meme, which is fine, but I want to be part of it.
I thought you were a Star Trek nerd or something, but it turns out you're a nerd for calligraphy.
Machines can't feel anything.
Peas and carrots and watermelon, watermelon.
Furnace cranked? IN THIS ECONOMY!? I'll die from frostbite like a real American.
All I see is this.
Just like birds… And your mom.
The fun thing about buying things from local shops in my town is that 99% of the time I'm giving money to owners that supported insurrection and advocates taking away my rights.
And has MAGA already started a fundraiser for him? Like they did with that racist Cinnabon worker who got $130,000+?
We have kids? AND THIS IS HOW YOU TELL ME!?
Oh no, those chickens are eating those slimy-trailed snails!
Next you'll be telling me no one wants to run for Mosquito Abatement District Board Trustee
You tellin' me no one wants to run for Mobile Home Park Recreation District Trustee? That can't be right.
Why?
It wasn't a toy car, it was a robot mower.
Must not be nice to be so cold and dead inside.
Wooo! Raccoons! The very few wild animals where it's more arguably okay to feed due to them being reliant on people already (in cities). Love feeding a raccoon a hot dog.
I go one-on-one with bears all the time, sometimes I even take two at once.
I'll say it, since no one else is brave enough. Warm tap water is more palatable than cold tap water. Cold tap water sucks.
Probably because he's self-conscious from you stalking him throughout his entire work day. Weirdo.
I did think it was a tattoo to indicate you were exclusively a gay top. I immediately wanted to get one, then I remembered I'm a bottom.
I didn't see the monkey, I just saw a woman trying to shove a banana into a man's crotch and him looking uncomfortable
I hate to break it to you, but dislike of melted cheese is hereditary. It seems your spouse is hiding something important from you. You should break up.
What about bears and otters?
My neighbor's dog sticks my dog's entire head in his mouth while playing, and she just steals the crumbs on his tongue and teeth.
21% on something I was going to buy regardless of I could write it off.