InformalProof

28709 pts ยท May 30, 2014


I like big butts and I cannot lie

Dutch tulips were the first studied economic bubble

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I volunteer for otter testing. Ill feed 100 otters by bottle as demonstrated and 100 otters normally. Then hang out with 100 control otters

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That didn't take long

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My cat turns into an atomic clock and will meow once a second every second for the entire car ride

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I love the dali lama operator memes. My favorite one is "someone worth shooting once is worth shooting multiple times"

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Im like the Usain Bolt of napping but I'm not strong

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If the bar ain't bending you just pretending

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...legos

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"He who points a finger at someone points three fingers back" old Arab proverb, thats why when they point they use the whole hand

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Haven't dropped one of these in a while: .

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That's a colloquialism though, their house motto is "Hear Me Roar"

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And possibly some of the men

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My B

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The description is in Japanese and says the same thing as the English text right next to it

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"Hey Japan, I hear you're running out of tuna, I have this fish that is super abundant and has poisonous barbs that may be to your fancy"

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Add a one and two zeros or no deal!

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Westeros because the Lannisters have yet to pay their debts and are liquidating their debts and increasing the value of Braavos goods

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Plot twist: she died in Braavos and is impersonated by the other faceless girl to get to John Snow, Braavos wants the white walkers to ruin

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Isn't this the plot to Old Boy

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He's on sabbatical, taking up painting and sculpture

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we didn't return the slab yet

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KEANU!!!

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Is the mean age 18-24 or mode range 18-24?

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My preferred form of foreign policy is the refined application of white phosphorus on some fools

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Can't tell if you're James May or Richard Hammond

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Well he's 64 years away from being able to get his Roth IRA without penalty, that's a long ass time

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The puffer fish is saying "SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FOOT, SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FOOT!"

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I bought 4 soup pots for $19 dollars. Like big ass soup pots.

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"What if we had a super hero, who saves alot of lives, like ALOT, at the cost of raping a few?" Dave Chappelle

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:D

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