InfocalypseRising

1356267 pts ยท June 6, 2016


Oh hay.

Snapple elements. The fire and rain ones were the nectar of the gods

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Ya caught the Tater!

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oh no widdle baby mastuh wace has a heady-ache

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Boy they really had a lot of different Special Magic Knives didn't they

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I was having a stroke trying to figure out how this was related to 30 Rock before I realized you meant 3rd Rock From the Sun

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lol'd at the dudes chomping carrots during the Looney Tunes theme

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me just get out my supply of powdered iron that I always have ready to go

5 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have this weird thing where I think maybe if the rules say you have to bomb schools you shouldn't follow them

6 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree, I'm just sayin' that's the line I've always heard.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a nutrionist but I'd put money on the massive amounts of protein people recommend being nonsense. 230 grams of protein is like five entire chicken breasts.

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Supposedly the sugar in regular coke results in slower absorption of alcohol

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I must go, my people need me

7 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't know that it happened all at once, I just know on the rare occasion you hear even the slightest bit of dissent from an army guy, he's always a "former" something-or-other.

7 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not just "like"

8 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not certain but I think he might be on TV

8 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What are these puppets from? Seen a few of these clips but there's never any sauce

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the flip side of Jeb's "please clap"

9 hours ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Fictional villains are usually more interesting than the real ones because "guy is just a huge piece of shit for no reason" wouldn't make for a very compelling narrative. In the real world, however, guys are often just huge pieces of shit for no reason.

9 hours ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

"parry this you fucking casual"

10 hours ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 0

I don't know about the current JCS but it seems like any of these military guys who actually had any integrity already went "welp, gonna just quit and let someone else clean this up" years ago.

11 hours ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

I told lies when I was eight that were more believable

22 hours ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Some of y'all really can't tell genuine bigotry from well-deserved mockery and it's honestly kind of worrying

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I pity whoever had to watch a shitload of clips of him talking to pull those choice quotes

22 hours ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 2

Shoulda just stood there with hand outstretched until it got weird.

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"American commentator" is an EXTREMELY charitable bit of chyron there

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The flip side is sometimes you get a pet and they turn out to not be cuddly. I have the cutest goddamn dog and she HATES being hugged. It's like a punishment from a Greek god.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably don't go looking for free suck at the park. You're liable to catch something.

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