1356267 pts ยท June 6, 2016
Oh hay.
Snapple elements. The fire and rain ones were the nectar of the gods
Ya caught the Tater!
Honestly I'd have to check his votes and such but my gut is telling me Buttigieg is great when the cameras are on him and very "gimme that evil lobbyist dark money" when they aren't. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/pete-buttigieg-billionaires-campaign-donations-big-money-2020-election-democrats-a9238726.html
oh no widdle baby mastuh wace has a heady-ache
Boy they really had a lot of different Special Magic Knives didn't they
I was having a stroke trying to figure out how this was related to 30 Rock before I realized you meant 3rd Rock From the Sun
lol'd at the dudes chomping carrots during the Looney Tunes theme
Let me just get out my supply of powdered iron that I always have ready to go
I have this weird thing where I think maybe if the rules say you have to bomb schools you shouldn't follow them
I agree, I'm just sayin' that's the line I've always heard.
I'm not a nutrionist but I'd put money on the massive amounts of protein people recommend being nonsense. 230 grams of protein is like five entire chicken breasts.
Supposedly the sugar in regular coke results in slower absorption of alcohol
I must go, my people need me
I don't know that it happened all at once, I just know on the rare occasion you hear even the slightest bit of dissent from an army guy, he's always a "former" something-or-other.
Not just "like"
I'm not certain but I think he might be on TV
What are these puppets from? Seen a few of these clips but there's never any sauce
the flip side of Jeb's "please clap"
Fictional villains are usually more interesting than the real ones because "guy is just a huge piece of shit for no reason" wouldn't make for a very compelling narrative. In the real world, however, guys are often just huge pieces of shit for no reason.
"parry this you fucking casual"
I don't know about the current JCS but it seems like any of these military guys who actually had any integrity already went "welp, gonna just quit and let someone else clean this up" years ago.
I told lies when I was eight that were more believable
Some of y'all really can't tell genuine bigotry from well-deserved mockery and it's honestly kind of worrying
I pity whoever had to watch a shitload of clips of him talking to pull those choice quotes
Shoulda just stood there with hand outstretched until it got weird.
"American commentator" is an EXTREMELY charitable bit of chyron there
The flip side is sometimes you get a pet and they turn out to not be cuddly. I have the cutest goddamn dog and she HATES being hugged. It's like a punishment from a Greek god.
Probably don't go looking for free suck at the park. You're liable to catch something.
Snapple elements. The fire and rain ones were the nectar of the gods
Ya caught the Tater!
Honestly I'd have to check his votes and such but my gut is telling me Buttigieg is great when the cameras are on him and very "gimme that evil lobbyist dark money" when they aren't. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/pete-buttigieg-billionaires-campaign-donations-big-money-2020-election-democrats-a9238726.html
oh no widdle baby mastuh wace has a heady-ache
Boy they really had a lot of different Special Magic Knives didn't they
I was having a stroke trying to figure out how this was related to 30 Rock before I realized you meant 3rd Rock From the Sun
lol'd at the dudes chomping carrots during the Looney Tunes theme
Let me just get out my supply of powdered iron that I always have ready to go
I have this weird thing where I think maybe if the rules say you have to bomb schools you shouldn't follow them
I agree, I'm just sayin' that's the line I've always heard.
I'm not a nutrionist but I'd put money on the massive amounts of protein people recommend being nonsense. 230 grams of protein is like five entire chicken breasts.
Supposedly the sugar in regular coke results in slower absorption of alcohol
I must go, my people need me
I don't know that it happened all at once, I just know on the rare occasion you hear even the slightest bit of dissent from an army guy, he's always a "former" something-or-other.
Not just "like"
I'm not certain but I think he might be on TV
What are these puppets from? Seen a few of these clips but there's never any sauce
the flip side of Jeb's "please clap"
Fictional villains are usually more interesting than the real ones because "guy is just a huge piece of shit for no reason" wouldn't make for a very compelling narrative. In the real world, however, guys are often just huge pieces of shit for no reason.
"parry this you fucking casual"
I don't know about the current JCS but it seems like any of these military guys who actually had any integrity already went "welp, gonna just quit and let someone else clean this up" years ago.
I told lies when I was eight that were more believable
Some of y'all really can't tell genuine bigotry from well-deserved mockery and it's honestly kind of worrying
I pity whoever had to watch a shitload of clips of him talking to pull those choice quotes
Shoulda just stood there with hand outstretched until it got weird.
"American commentator" is an EXTREMELY charitable bit of chyron there
The flip side is sometimes you get a pet and they turn out to not be cuddly. I have the cutest goddamn dog and she HATES being hugged. It's like a punishment from a Greek god.
Probably don't go looking for free suck at the park. You're liable to catch something.