2266 pts ยท December 6, 2022
All of this is accurate to my experience with a chiropractor when I had a slipped disc. He actually made the problem much worse - after the last two appointments with him I was in so much pain I could barely stand - and on my eventual MRI there was a tiny piece of vertebrae that had broken off in addition to the slipped disc. I ended up needing surgery.
One of my kittie bois used to have urinary issues, I feed him 9 Lives Plus Care and have never had an issue since I started hi on that. (The other one has chronic constipation which is a freakin nightmare, the urinary thing is so much easier to deal with). I hope you can take him!
I know a couple who changed their baby's name after about eight weeks. It probably differs by state but they just had to sign some paperwork.
I have congenitally weird optic nerves, it's called Morning Glory anomaly. Since I was 8 and needed glasses, whenever I have an eye exam, the eye doctors are mesmerized and spend like 10+ minutes looking at my eyes up close. I've even been sent to a fancy eye institute several times and had a whole cadre of eye docs lined up to see my optic nerves. I have terrible vision but luckily I'm not legally blind.
True story: https://www.sciencealert.com/a-man-who-lives-without-90-of-his-brain-is-challenging-our-understanding-of-consciousness
I had dinner with my mom, but spent the morning hiking 5 miles, then spent some time watering and caring for my houseplants, then dinner, then took a solo drive to look a Christmas lights, them did some chores & now relaxing after a nice long shower. Dinner was microwave beef tips in gravy, microwave Bob Evans mashed potatoes, Pillsbury crescent rolls, and a homemade cheesecake. I also took three edibles over the course of the day. 12/10 would recommend.
One evening this summer I headed out for a nice after-work hike. Made it about 1/4 mile into the woods and I got a violent shiver down my spine and goosepimples all over, realized all the birds had gone silent, and just felt this intense impulse to turn around and run, so I turned around and ran. Figured I overreacted once I was safely back at my car. Three weeks later a woman was raped and murdered right off the trail. Listen to your instincts.
Golden Palace had some genuinely hilarious bits, and a baby Don Cheadle AND Cheech and I really wish it had run for much longer. (I didn't check out your link but I've also heard Bea just got sick of constantly being the butt of jokes about her appearance.)
I mean I would stop because that truck looks like it could lose control any second while I'm racing it down the fucking highway and I'd rather not be in range for it to flip and crush me
Seriously my teeth hurt just looking at that
You have two cats named Lily?
This was on some science show in the 80s (I'm guessing Mr. Wizard) and I spent like a decade of my childhood trying to fold a piece of paper more than 7 times.
Tell your friend to shop for plates and utensils at the thrift store! That's where mine came from for 2+ decades - I finally bought actual sets in my 40s, but I still use the thrifted stuff too. You can find really nice stuff there if you don't mind mixing and matching.
There's def a market and lots of Etsy sellers doing similar dolls. I love a seller that incorporates them into planty stuff like pots and weird shit for your garden: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ParrishPlatz but if you search Etsy for "porcelain doll creepy" you will see lots of dolls in the same vein as OP's.
Due to security it also just costs more money to get supplies to the airport locations. It takes longer for deliveries to be made bc every single one goes through security including boxes of napkins and cutlery, food items, toilet paper, soap, straws, every single thing you need to run a restaurant. And time is money. But when I fly on my dime I go to McDonalds and spend maybe $15 max.
I'm admittedly high right now but whither the beans?
My brother makes the puff pastry ones but adds a strip of bacon between the dog and the dough. Then he does some weird maple sauce that is unbelievably delicious.
I'm allergic to them, I can handle tomato sauce but biting into a raw tomato is bad, bad news, my throat gets itchy and I start to wheeze and feel like I can't catch my breath. I get terrible heartburn and sometimes even a rash around my mouth. I don't think I could eat a whole one without passing out. (My doc said it's likely just a sensitivity because I can eat other nightshades - only tomatoes and eggplant really bother me.)
I used to watch it when it aired with my Grandma (she loved Sophia and thought Dorothy would be a lot more attractive with better outfits). Now I binge watch it on Hulu every Christmas so I feel like she's here in spirit. I know every joke by heart but it will never not be hilarious to me.
Designing Women was also pretty progressive and dealt with AIDS, homelessness, mental illness, and racism, just to name a few. Unfortunately neither GG nor DW were very progressive when it came to trans characters. (If interested, The Wilderness Experience and Carlene's Apartment are my personal favorite DW episodes, but you may laugh so hard you cry.)
My dad did this to my puppy to punish me once when I was 9. I don't even remember what I was in trouble for, probably spilled something. Threw her across the yard, must have been 100 ft, like a football. She somehow survived but she hated my dad after that so we had to get rid of her. Alcoholic parents are so much fun.
People are getting butthole tattoos now that's it I'm done with humanity
I fry my eggs until the edges are crispy and then add Himalayan pink sea salt & fresh cracked pepper. The sight of that bare ass egg breaks my heart.
That sounds absolutely delicious
I make a remoulade with dijon or spicy brown mustard and mayo, it's wonderful for seafood like crab cakes and shrimp. Mayo and sriracha sauce is also delightful as a dipping sauce. If you love capers, this sauce is incredible, although not technically a remoulade: https://kellyscleankitchen.com/2022/12/15/dijon-butter-caper-sauce/
You gotta have horseradish for tartar sauce, that's what gives it a kick.
I'm so proud of @op for removing the tails of those shrimp, I could cry. Sometimes I still think about you eating those crunchy shrimp with the tails on and I weep quietly to myself.
Jesus Christ I thought this was just a really fat cat
There's a musical instrument called a viola and that's how we use it in English. I think the word has Italian origins but it's definitely a word in English and I'm sure most English-speakers associate the word with the instrument, not rape.
All of this is accurate to my experience with a chiropractor when I had a slipped disc. He actually made the problem much worse - after the last two appointments with him I was in so much pain I could barely stand - and on my eventual MRI there was a tiny piece of vertebrae that had broken off in addition to the slipped disc. I ended up needing surgery.
One of my kittie bois used to have urinary issues, I feed him 9 Lives Plus Care and have never had an issue since I started hi on that. (The other one has chronic constipation which is a freakin nightmare, the urinary thing is so much easier to deal with). I hope you can take him!
I know a couple who changed their baby's name after about eight weeks. It probably differs by state but they just had to sign some paperwork.
I have congenitally weird optic nerves, it's called Morning Glory anomaly. Since I was 8 and needed glasses, whenever I have an eye exam, the eye doctors are mesmerized and spend like 10+ minutes looking at my eyes up close. I've even been sent to a fancy eye institute several times and had a whole cadre of eye docs lined up to see my optic nerves. I have terrible vision but luckily I'm not legally blind.
True story: https://www.sciencealert.com/a-man-who-lives-without-90-of-his-brain-is-challenging-our-understanding-of-consciousness
I had dinner with my mom, but spent the morning hiking 5 miles, then spent some time watering and caring for my houseplants, then dinner, then took a solo drive to look a Christmas lights, them did some chores & now relaxing after a nice long shower. Dinner was microwave beef tips in gravy, microwave Bob Evans mashed potatoes, Pillsbury crescent rolls, and a homemade cheesecake. I also took three edibles over the course of the day. 12/10 would recommend.
One evening this summer I headed out for a nice after-work hike. Made it about 1/4 mile into the woods and I got a violent shiver down my spine and goosepimples all over, realized all the birds had gone silent, and just felt this intense impulse to turn around and run, so I turned around and ran. Figured I overreacted once I was safely back at my car. Three weeks later a woman was raped and murdered right off the trail. Listen to your instincts.
Golden Palace had some genuinely hilarious bits, and a baby Don Cheadle AND Cheech and I really wish it had run for much longer. (I didn't check out your link but I've also heard Bea just got sick of constantly being the butt of jokes about her appearance.)
I mean I would stop because that truck looks like it could lose control any second while I'm racing it down the fucking highway and I'd rather not be in range for it to flip and crush me
Seriously my teeth hurt just looking at that
You have two cats named Lily?
This was on some science show in the 80s (I'm guessing Mr. Wizard) and I spent like a decade of my childhood trying to fold a piece of paper more than 7 times.
Tell your friend to shop for plates and utensils at the thrift store! That's where mine came from for 2+ decades - I finally bought actual sets in my 40s, but I still use the thrifted stuff too. You can find really nice stuff there if you don't mind mixing and matching.
There's def a market and lots of Etsy sellers doing similar dolls. I love a seller that incorporates them into planty stuff like pots and weird shit for your garden: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ParrishPlatz but if you search Etsy for "porcelain doll creepy" you will see lots of dolls in the same vein as OP's.
Due to security it also just costs more money to get supplies to the airport locations. It takes longer for deliveries to be made bc every single one goes through security including boxes of napkins and cutlery, food items, toilet paper, soap, straws, every single thing you need to run a restaurant. And time is money. But when I fly on my dime I go to McDonalds and spend maybe $15 max.
I'm admittedly high right now but whither the beans?
My brother makes the puff pastry ones but adds a strip of bacon between the dog and the dough. Then he does some weird maple sauce that is unbelievably delicious.
I'm allergic to them, I can handle tomato sauce but biting into a raw tomato is bad, bad news, my throat gets itchy and I start to wheeze and feel like I can't catch my breath. I get terrible heartburn and sometimes even a rash around my mouth. I don't think I could eat a whole one without passing out. (My doc said it's likely just a sensitivity because I can eat other nightshades - only tomatoes and eggplant really bother me.)
I used to watch it when it aired with my Grandma (she loved Sophia and thought Dorothy would be a lot more attractive with better outfits). Now I binge watch it on Hulu every Christmas so I feel like she's here in spirit. I know every joke by heart but it will never not be hilarious to me.
Designing Women was also pretty progressive and dealt with AIDS, homelessness, mental illness, and racism, just to name a few. Unfortunately neither GG nor DW were very progressive when it came to trans characters. (If interested, The Wilderness Experience and Carlene's Apartment are my personal favorite DW episodes, but you may laugh so hard you cry.)
My dad did this to my puppy to punish me once when I was 9. I don't even remember what I was in trouble for, probably spilled something. Threw her across the yard, must have been 100 ft, like a football. She somehow survived but she hated my dad after that so we had to get rid of her. Alcoholic parents are so much fun.
People are getting butthole tattoos now that's it I'm done with humanity
I fry my eggs until the edges are crispy and then add Himalayan pink sea salt & fresh cracked pepper. The sight of that bare ass egg breaks my heart.
That sounds absolutely delicious
I make a remoulade with dijon or spicy brown mustard and mayo, it's wonderful for seafood like crab cakes and shrimp. Mayo and sriracha sauce is also delightful as a dipping sauce. If you love capers, this sauce is incredible, although not technically a remoulade: https://kellyscleankitchen.com/2022/12/15/dijon-butter-caper-sauce/
You gotta have horseradish for tartar sauce, that's what gives it a kick.
I'm so proud of @op for removing the tails of those shrimp, I could cry. Sometimes I still think about you eating those crunchy shrimp with the tails on and I weep quietly to myself.
Jesus Christ I thought this was just a really fat cat
There's a musical instrument called a viola and that's how we use it in English. I think the word has Italian origins but it's definitely a word in English and I'm sure most English-speakers associate the word with the instrument, not rape.