IndignantOwl

137 pts ยท April 27, 2016


Harihar is no laughing matter.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i have to out live him.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You don't understand. A bird that size takes an eternity to cook. Then uncle Steve asks if you're making that one thing this year, but you couldn't find the ingredients for the one thing. "SHIT!" exclaims mom from the kitchen, "THE ROLLS ARE BURNED!" so you go to sort that mess out when uncle Steve comes back ~20-ish minutes later with the stuff for the one thing, and now you have to make the one thing this year. Meanwhile, someone asks what the hold up is, and you do your best not to cry.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

look, what im saying is soup is really good.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lost a tooth on the right side. dunno what its called. second one back from the fang on the jaw. few weeks ago i broke another one on the upper left side of my mouth. "same" tooth different location. no insurance.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if someone revives me to the sound of baby shark, i will kill myself.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*sigh* i am going to die before the next Elder Scrolls game.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Be sure to remember to take your towel with you!

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

soooooo... a live forum?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aw man. two strokes and a black eye. could have been a trick shot...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shocked.shocked.notthatshocked.gif

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...or maybe a can of Goya beans.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

boy that "censorship dot" isn't very big...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly I'd settle for my tax return. got fucked pretty hard this year. don't know why I pay taxes anymore. oh right. its illegal not to.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

all this was missing was a dickbutt.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well i think that's enough imgur for today.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a happy little reincarnation right there.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does he always look disappointed in me? I'm sorry ok!? I'll do better next time!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok. So what's the name of this studio ghibli movie and when is it coming out?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eek the cat. What you did there: I fucking see it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From the look of things, I would say pyramid head's larder.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some say that that moose is still chasing him to this day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Olgaf is weird fucking.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

can anyone else hear accordions when they look at #5?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm going to weep. i have to unfuck my family's computers on a weekly basis. now i can have all the tools i need to do it in one easy place.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i mostly just think about how to beat drizzt with a party of level 4s, three of which are casters.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else read her voice as Dr. Girlfriend?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you're a psycho weiner.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't think this game was all that great. Do I need a puffin here? I feel like I need a puffin here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0