IncoherentApplesauce

6523 pts ยท September 6, 2022


2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is weird. Weird but good.

2 days ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 1

I think it would be better if he brough back his beard

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or is it?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know the feel man. Lost my cat this christmas, and my dad on my birthday a couple weeks later

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay so the snaps...Do they like, snap around the little gooch bit on your underpants, between the thighs? or are there little snaps in your panties to keep them in place?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll be honest. Not a deal breaker, but definitely like a third date revelation.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine dating this woman, she takes you by the hand, bites her lower lip and says "I want to show you something" And then takes you outside where she's set up an entire dressage test.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And because it knows where it isn't, and subtracts this from where it wasn't, it knows where it is.

3 days ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

...I want one.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't like them. It's the one finger thing, cause like, it's wrong. Everything is supposed to have five fingers

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Option three, my mom said "Fuck you." They claimed they put up a sign warning that the bird bites, but that the bird chewed it up. We should have sued, but my family is stupidly non litigious. Like a doctor misdiagnosed my grandma with something, gave her medication that essentially gave her super rapid MS, her neurons started shedding their myelin sheaths and she went from working a job she loved, to being wheel chair bound, then dead in like, a month.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They offered to either give us the bird, or kill it.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A macaw at petsmart bit off the tip of my finger when I was like 8-9.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, multiple fully sealed stalls around an open area with sinks and mirrors. Each stall has a method of detecting if it's occupied or not, and a way to display that. I'm thinking a small frosted window at the top of the door, and the light turns off if it's empty.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forget seals have fur

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sure? I'm like 90% certain my ballsack is gonna hang out the bottom

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want to wear a twirly dress like this ;-;

6 days ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

I absolutely LOVE the idea of an eldritch entity that thinks humans are adorable. A meteor hurtles towards earth, there is nothing man can do to stop it. We all stop, and stare into the sky to watch the end, when the sky shimmers and silently rends, for an appendage woven of nonexistence to reach out and boop the meteor right back out into deep space. A word is spoken, heard throughout all of space in that specific moment, made not of sound, but of meaning. The not-voice says ' :3 '

1 week ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

OH THEY GONNA. My new neighbor has a bunch.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same place it's always been, man. Gondor'ss a place, they tend to be pretty immobile.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A very wise woman. When asked why mankind suffers so, she contemplated briefly before saying "GLLK GLUK GLGG GLKKK GLAHK"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See, I did the opposite, I would do them one at a time, bouncing the filter off a table, or a ledge, kind of an absent minded fidget

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tangentially related, if you ever get a chance, look into Chairman Mao's wife. Very interesting stuff.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is SO funny that the air puff version of the IOP test is worse than the old version, where they literally poke you in the eye with a tonometer to see how firm your eyeball is.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're not all good. Make sure you look into where their money goes because I used to work for a 'non profit' which was essentially funneling all its money into another business owned by NP's owner's husband. This business was just a shell because a lot of government entities do their contracting out via bid, where you get extra 'points' for small business, non profit, women owner, etc.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh shit, I didn't realize the character creator had a foot size slider...Fucking god damnit now I gotta start all over.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so weird, but I love all kinds of opera, but hate most musicals. I wonder if it's because musicals are more focused on the screen play side of things, where as operas are more focused on the musical side. Plus, operas don't have that weird bursting into song moment in the middle of dialog, they're just ALWAYS going.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I was just born this way.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean it kinda looks like a water heater?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0