I remember when I first settled on this username...
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You can interpret this however you want.
MFW I changed my username and it took over my life.
Butts are universal. Let's make a butt thread!
Playing as the Pyro in TF2
My FB friends like to caption photos of me
So that just happened.
MRW when lightning strikes in Mario Kart and I have the star
I heard you have to reserve a year in advance just to speak with him.
My friend captured the spirit of the interent
I think the word he was looking for was "Diagnosed"
My coworker accidentally spilled bleach on my jacket. I can't wear it anymore...
"I'm so sorry!"
When the top comment has 1888 points, and it's [deleted]
Some days I just don't care.
This one's for you Wyatt.. ;) You know who you are.
When I get a Super Horn in first in Mario Kart 8
First place in Mario Kart
My selfie. :) My friend captioned this for me.
MFW my dream was discovering I had to power to know anyone's sexual history
How I play tower defense games
I got the manager position! So long minimum wage!
Anyone who comments on this thread will receive a message from me.
Blue shell hits the moment you get in first