1018 pts ยท August 3, 2013
Silicon Valley here...I'd KILL for my rent to be $1500...currently paying $1800 for a rather small one- bedroom.
2? What the hell am I supposed to do with the other 1 minute and 30 seconds??
In a white shirt?...The balls on this guy....
That rat wasnt watching just any old movie...that was Ratatouille!!
Ripe after one WEEK? Hold my beer.
I dabble.
Milena Velba, Katerina Hartlova and Shione Cooper...or something...
Fucking 12 what?
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
That little pat on the train though...
Im lucky. Those two trends are dated according to my students.
That was incredibly awkward to watch while in the middle of taking a dump...
Lost it at baby elephant!
Imma make ya body gush like ya chasing waterfalls and tasting heaven.
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/UwzktP2ciCQ
#12 was a little too real considering Im on the shitter as I type this.
I look at #9 and get really bummed that the current President Elect will be joining these bros....
Did anyone else try to wipe the smudge off the top of the page? Ugh.
God. *were
Doh...right.
we're supposedly cool after that. (2/2)
If I recall, the story is that they're actually friends. Kid in red was talking shit, but the stocky kid stood up for himself. They (1/1)
Just today?
As a first year teacher, thanks for these. My students have no idea they're in for.
@mayathedox on Instagram. You're welcome.
And then i was sad again...
Reading these to my girlfriend was great. She generally laughed...and then there were the ones where she went silent because it was true.
Helluva kick!
NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!
Silicon Valley here...I'd KILL for my rent to be $1500...currently paying $1800 for a rather small one- bedroom.
2? What the hell am I supposed to do with the other 1 minute and 30 seconds??
In a white shirt?...The balls on this guy....
That rat wasnt watching just any old movie...that was Ratatouille!!
Ripe after one WEEK? Hold my beer.
I dabble.
Milena Velba, Katerina Hartlova and Shione Cooper...or something...
Fucking 12 what?
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
That little pat on the train though...
Im lucky. Those two trends are dated according to my students.
That was incredibly awkward to watch while in the middle of taking a dump...
Lost it at baby elephant!
Imma make ya body gush like ya chasing waterfalls and tasting heaven.
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/UwzktP2ciCQ
#12 was a little too real considering Im on the shitter as I type this.
I look at #9 and get really bummed that the current President Elect will be joining these bros....
Did anyone else try to wipe the smudge off the top of the page? Ugh.
God. *were
Doh...right.
we're supposedly cool after that. (2/2)
If I recall, the story is that they're actually friends. Kid in red was talking shit, but the stocky kid stood up for himself. They (1/1)
Just today?
As a first year teacher, thanks for these. My students have no idea they're in for.
@mayathedox on Instagram. You're welcome.
And then i was sad again...
Reading these to my girlfriend was great. She generally laughed...and then there were the ones where she went silent because it was true.
Helluva kick!
NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!