19863 pts · January 30, 2014
I'm here to make people smile with my sexually inappropriate comments
I'll get it in and then I'll make an inappropriate comment
You still have that pearl necklace I gave you?
Does anyone want to see my organ?
I mean I guess that can go both ways... Just like his mom. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
What about giant dicks and whining now?
Hey! I told you not to call me snuggles in public (◠‿◕)
C'mon gimme a shot and I'll penetrate your surface!
What are dingles made of?
When he was carving the tail I thought that was going to be the comedically big penis!
He's got 8 stories where it counts!
She does that with you too?
Keep it up and you're going to be heard across sixteen square miles ;)
You're reaching. He's telling us about a moron online his feelings aren't hurt and it still doesn't matter.
So you're saying that if I get on a train the right train I can be possibly a part of a train?
How else am I going to fulfill his order of xxxtra mayo?
I use 3. One is a decoy soap that's glued to the bottom of the tub for when someone joins me and I have 2 hidden for personal use.
Can I use the one I already use on my penis or do I have to buy new sandpaper for my face?
You're going to have a pattern of failures after I clap your cheeks.
I don’t need accio to make you cum
Sooo why did this have to get political?
I like how you instantly made your own story without any facts. What he's doing is wrong regardless of skin color, ethnicity or legal status
Always lube up your cock before masterbating
That suspiciously sounds a lot like David Dobrik he has given a car to ALL his friends expensive cars too!
That's what I always tell them ;)
Pfftt that's no temple I've been to your temple... It's more of a chapel now like the ones in Vegas since everyone has seen and been in it!
So you're saying there's a lot of reasons that made her hole weak?
What if I sit on your lap and lick your lips? I bet you won't fight me then.
I feel like for bigger battles he should have used normal armor and had the nano tech as a back up
Have you guys tried r/tipofmypenis on Reddit? They help you find those lost forgotten tapes you never saw again
I'll get it in and then I'll make an inappropriate comment
You still have that pearl necklace I gave you?
Does anyone want to see my organ?
I mean I guess that can go both ways... Just like his mom. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
What about giant dicks and whining now?
Hey! I told you not to call me snuggles in public (◠‿◕)
C'mon gimme a shot and I'll penetrate your surface!
What are dingles made of?
When he was carving the tail I thought that was going to be the comedically big penis!
He's got 8 stories where it counts!
She does that with you too?
Keep it up and you're going to be heard across sixteen square miles ;)
You're reaching. He's telling us about a moron online his feelings aren't hurt and it still doesn't matter.
So you're saying that if I get on a train the right train I can be possibly a part of a train?
How else am I going to fulfill his order of xxxtra mayo?
I use 3. One is a decoy soap that's glued to the bottom of the tub for when someone joins me and I have 2 hidden for personal use.
Can I use the one I already use on my penis or do I have to buy new sandpaper for my face?
You're going to have a pattern of failures after I clap your cheeks.
I don’t need accio to make you cum
Sooo why did this have to get political?
I like how you instantly made your own story without any facts. What he's doing is wrong regardless of skin color, ethnicity or legal status
Always lube up your cock before masterbating
That suspiciously sounds a lot like David Dobrik he has given a car to ALL his friends expensive cars too!
That's what I always tell them ;)
Pfftt that's no temple I've been to your temple... It's more of a chapel now like the ones in Vegas since everyone has seen and been in it!
So you're saying there's a lot of reasons that made her hole weak?
What if I sit on your lap and lick your lips? I bet you won't fight me then.
I feel like for bigger battles he should have used normal armor and had the nano tech as a back up
Have you guys tried r/tipofmypenis on Reddit? They help you find those lost forgotten tapes you never saw again