InappropriateElsa

13226 pts · June 5, 2013


My friend met samwise gamgee and I was never more jealous of another person. Wubba lubba dub dub

It’s not blind there’s substantiated proof that these animals are hyper intelligent and swim miles a day—and they’re kept in a pool..

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Maybe he didn’t leave the house with you bc you’re a judgey ahole?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s devastating. You’re totally devastated right now

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Scientists think it has depression so yeah just like us!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There’s a whale who communicates at a lower frequency than other whales so they can’t hear it. It swims around calling and calling.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about finding a cat that enjoys being held a lot?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

if the person spends hours doing this I can see how that would be annoying. At that point your lifestyle’s not compatible anyways

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me too—unless this is literally all he does. Then I’d just dump him anyways bc life’s too short to not have the intimacy you want

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly we don’t have any context. Dude could’ve been playing for hours

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You guys are dating the wrong girls

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The mom planned it during game night and said to each I’ll put in a marriage clue & you propose once she guesses “will you marry me” 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Both girls separately confided that they were each going to propose at their trip visiting the mom and each asked for her help 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Me too. He would even attack puppies. So bad we gave him back to breeder. We cried for days after even tho he was an asshole of a dog.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NPR does. You need to be selective with your sources. Stop generalizing giant groups of people.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

AW LAWD HE COMIN

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Chanel boots? Yeah

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU CAN DO IT BRUCIE

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but don’t pretend to lecture us all about how it’s entirely his fault. Scoot on back to your freshman poly-sci with your “hot take”3/3

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

and power vacuums and attributing it all to one man’s presidency. Yes he was easily manipulated by his VP and also out of his element 2/3

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

You’re vastly oversimplifying a complicated series of events with multiple state & non state actors decades of power struggles 1/3

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Was this posted by a 13 year old boy?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

P diddywise

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Diddy

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It’s p Didfy so yes

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That fuckers omnipotent

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how could he not.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yet if he succeeds, by the same logic his seed wins— so yes he’d win the Darwin Award if females of his kind found that appealing

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

*Pineis

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0