InappropriateElephant

7684 pts ยท January 25, 2016


I have somehow trained 2 of my idiots that they get treats in the morning right after i feed the fish. I step out of the bath room in the morning and they are there waiting. i cant even sleep late any more with out 2 lug heads waking me up demanding treats. I love them. i'm just bitter about getting up too early.

16 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not trans, but also so tired...

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fire bad! Beer good!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smaller pop than my HS graduation class.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Took my kitten to vet today to get neutered, dont want to disappoint Bob Barker. First time ever i've had a cat be so remarkably chill being starved for a night, stuffed in the carrier, and driven to an unknown place to be poked and prodded at 7 in the morning. Didnt cry at all or even put up any of a struggle.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stick your pencil in it

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of these is now my new phone background.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

me too friend. minus the grandpa, girlfriend, and corn bread.... life kinda sucks right now.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Orange when you are thirsty, yellow when you are sick. And i wont last long with the tiger, will probably get me somewhere outside the cinnabon

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i have had alcohol 3 times in the past 15 years, including grandmas funeral and a friends wedding. I will take shots when we get the good news.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Matt must be in marketing.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo it made me laugh.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

me too friend. me too.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mine best cat name was Marty. Short for General Martok.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daaaaaaaamn. as a bald dude whose long lovely red hair abandoned him i was ready to welcome you. I still welcome you, but that is just tragedy. i can not imagine how important your hair is to you. On the flip side you are in for a great time of low maintenance and quick drying.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the looks after he frees himself hahaha

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mine has what i like to describe as the nipple on the back. power button / on screen display joystick thingy.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it took me until this comment to put 1+1 together. it has been a long day.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I hate this timeline.

5 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

ooooh The Lion of Azeroth. i like it.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fully expected a dog to come exploding into the room and leap onto the couch, knocking it over and sending everything into chaos.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

damn i do not really like zucchini but i would like to try this.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First one, then the other?

5 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

All the little details are so cool. i like it.

5 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I was secretly hoping for the same thing.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

about 2 years ago i got a pregnant mama cat that was wild as hell. all this time later she is finally warming up to me, but from day 1 that little stray was a pro with the litter box. main reason she got to stay.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

seemed like an unnecessary nod to "Arena". the episode 100% stood on its own as a great ep of Star Trek without the Metron and its addition kind of cheapened a great episode for me.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've had EXACTLY that happen when throwing a grenade in a bug hole in Helldivers.

6 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

My god i forgot about Bawls.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0