InJenius

34570 pts ยท January 8, 2016


I make stuff for a living. Love art, music, and historical firearms (odd combo right?)

That crunch is unmistakable. Still causes my heart to drop when I hear it.

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

My fav moniker was "cheeto in chief", but now I'm using yours

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Once you realize people have beliefs on both sides of the spectrum, and the "sides" are tribal bullshit, things become much clearer

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Being skilled does not make one immune to the consequences of a fuck up

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

The body increases fat storage and calorie consumption in preparation for breastfeeding.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Bet it works better in French

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

We dont support it here, we are victim to it.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Thats why ours typically use disintegrating belts

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Humans are primitive at their core. When the police use violence to quell protest you can either flee and lose, or stand and fight

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Could argue the same point for the oil pan nut though

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 15

Old maritime law meaning you are declaring your vessel to be an enemy of the USA. Same thing with the jolly roger

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Technically if you fly the stars & bars on a ship you can be arrested.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Then what about baking? Most recipes use imperial measurements

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 is at the national art gallery in DC iirc its absoultely breathtaking in person

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Only for a second

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thumbs can be argued to not be fingers.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

So nobody talks about how brits and aussies still use stone for weight?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Give it time. My beagle could jump a 6ft privacy fence like it was nothin

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In metropolitan areas. And in those areas we still have great transit systems, just not in the 90% of the rest of the country

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering the US is vastly larger than those countries, thats much easier said than done.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

They laughed moreso as a bumbling dad rather than a whiney man-child that we have now

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is because when you break most laws, youre infringing upon someone else's rights in some way.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Cartels blend in. Like hell its clearly defined

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

I think thats up for debate. Outlaw Josey Wales is fantastic

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Better yet: "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT"

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

"dont. Stop. Me. Now....cause I'm havin a good time!

7 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 2

True prosperity involves charity, prudence, and temperance. So they say

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Cut towards your chum, not towards your thumb

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until youre ready to bring the hate

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's hardly any consumer protections against loan sharks.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0