ImthePiRate

6961 pts ยท September 28, 2014


Message me! I'm bored/lonely a lot, and like talking to new people!

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3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Allow me to introduce you to the world of furries

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's way too much effort. I could buy one online in like 5 minutes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I came here looking for this, thank you for delivering

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got a little in her hair, it happens

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

O.o

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What percentage would they need?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Listen here fucko

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's for hardcore astrology stuff, for people who legitimately believe that their date and who they are depends on when they were born.

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Which is interesting coming from someone with the last name Fuentes.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

GET HIM A ROCK TO PUNCH! AND 30-50 FERAL HOGS TO SHOOT!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at that cute little guy

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Pretty darn haha

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Southern, actually

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Based on the number of moose I've almost hit driving, this isn't true

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No no, it's YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My brother's name is Zeb, and this is LITERALLY the only time I've ever seen anything else with his name.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can you provide some enlightening reading?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pls

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww man, that's disappointing

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"we?'

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What song is this?? It's been stuck in my head all day and I came back here to find it to ask this question

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have sat to pee ever since I almost got caught in an ex's closet in my underwear due to not putting the seat down.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The maple trees?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I put videogames on my resume and successfully got a job from talking about it, it's all about phrasing

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is one of my favorite jokes ever

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Drill a hole, ram a tap into the hole, hang a bucket or run a line.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lightly sweet, not a lot of taste

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0