ImplodingPumpkin

42799 pts · December 1, 2018


There's only one pumpking at a time. The rest are pumpkins, or relatives of that king, so when the pumpking dies, the next takes its place.

The raise in cute clowns has be alarming

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They stole my ass!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's with the downvotes?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My bed only has one pillow! ... I'm so alone.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn 15 is old for a dog to get zoomies

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sorry I don't speak corn.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 more and you'll match the population of one of the corn states.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Carrot strips fuck and I'm done pretending they don't. I love the crunch.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sounds fun

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to be a lobster

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keeping you in a basement...

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I finish last because I make sure everyone finishes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Someone needs whiskey shower

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That reminds in there used to be a beer commercial with some Americans as the authority on beer and they were Denouncing putting lime and salt (as a snub to Corona). I think it was made by bud light?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you tried squealing?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why stop at two?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You take my summer dresses and I will end this world.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Buff Korean

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get #1

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me, no one likes cream cheese that much

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Atmospheric river

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Catfish

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It can't show you God because it doesn't know death

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We know the answer the scientists just want us to pay for their orgys.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think anxiety gave me ED

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Social puppy

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be the highlight of my life

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel lonely and having a walking light patrol the house would let me feel safe.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... the price of ensure has really gone up.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read grandpa and saw the up votes. Had to see if I wasn't in YouTube comments.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2