Imnotyourda

352 pts ยท May 3, 2017


Or, shred but then dress with the mayo and it will hold it together a bit

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Was coming here just to say this

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First tweet I've seen on here by someone I've actually met

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, yes I am a straight man in his 30s. Bring it on

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

OK, listen... and I know... I do... but hear me out... The Fault in Our Stars movie was both close to the book and a great movie.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Have done this in Scotland in my mx-5. It was braw.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best followed by a trip to Mother India's Cafe or Baffo across the road then a pub crawl through Finnieston

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sad this past post will get down voted as more people need to learn this grammer lesson

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

L9

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the submarine light. Is fine.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cause he's awful and an empty even would be funny?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Only if there is someone more famous in it so he's a 'also died...' in the last para on page 8.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I realised this today. I'm my thirties and now i need to go kill myself in the traditional way, choking on a dry rich tea biscuit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When he did this at the Secret Policeman's Ball still cracks me up

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What are you planning?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want him to do a biopic of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson's relationship, with him playing both parts

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A similar thing is how my ex and i conceived

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fry and Laurie need to do a show as Mitchell and Webb's dads.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please, america, can you fix democracy, healthcare and education? It makes it hard for the us to fix ours cause you've set the bar so low.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When this happens i go see my wife and come back

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are crosshairs a Hollywood invention?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They are looking to open tours for the public up there. Not sure when it will be now though

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got to go up the top last year. The thought of it still makes me feel queasy. Especially when a train runs beneath you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That'll do it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They must be magnificent, yet strangely domestic

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't exist. It's only referenced in its absence. we need education on logical thinking, consideration of others and basic life skills

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This place needs more darts. More bar games in general. Any one got any good dominoes gifs? (I see your pizza thoughts already)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a one fifth share in 2002 van version. Everyone should have access to a shitty van.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0