1899 pts ยท January 15, 2012
Looking for that "ole Christmas cash".
Quick, throw some money at it. That usually works.
And the trees are the right height.
Clear Biscuit
Your parents paid money for this because it is classic.
Vanna, can I buy a vowel for $50 bucks?
Ambiguously gay duo?
Humiliation never works. Hope her therapy bills later in life are affordable.
Why do I feel like I have to push the back of my head down to eat one of those? Huh.
Hey Good Lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later.
Flashbacks of Mario Kart.
You might consider sleeping with one eye opened. Kitty doesn't look amused.
Chair-titude.
How 'bout a box lunch at the Y?
Hot Sauce, you are one fickle bitch.
Tiny men climbing Levelor blinds. Yeah, that's what I see.
I hear lots of people have their eggs frozen.
What rolls down the stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog?
Best poop shot ever!
Five ducks walk in to a Subway....okay, stop me if you've heard this one....
Lookin' damn good for what he's just been through.
Looks like in 2007 she started having back trouble.
Beefcake biscuits.
Shoot low, Sheriff, he's ridin' a Shetland.
Keep this Jedi in office. Vote in November. Vote, vote, vote.
I swear he looks like David Duchovny.
Photobombed by a whale. Luckyyyy!
Hey, that's my sister.
It's a trap!
Happy Birthday, Lula! And many more! You're gorgeous!!
Looking for that "ole Christmas cash".
Quick, throw some money at it. That usually works.
And the trees are the right height.
Clear Biscuit
Your parents paid money for this because it is classic.
Vanna, can I buy a vowel for $50 bucks?
Ambiguously gay duo?
Humiliation never works. Hope her therapy bills later in life are affordable.
Why do I feel like I have to push the back of my head down to eat one of those? Huh.
Hey Good Lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later.
Flashbacks of Mario Kart.
You might consider sleeping with one eye opened. Kitty doesn't look amused.
Chair-titude.
How 'bout a box lunch at the Y?
Hot Sauce, you are one fickle bitch.
Tiny men climbing Levelor blinds. Yeah, that's what I see.
I hear lots of people have their eggs frozen.
What rolls down the stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog?
Best poop shot ever!
Five ducks walk in to a Subway....okay, stop me if you've heard this one....
Lookin' damn good for what he's just been through.
Looks like in 2007 she started having back trouble.
Beefcake biscuits.
Shoot low, Sheriff, he's ridin' a Shetland.
Keep this Jedi in office. Vote in November. Vote, vote, vote.
I swear he looks like David Duchovny.
Photobombed by a whale. Luckyyyy!
Hey, that's my sister.
It's a trap!
Happy Birthday, Lula! And many more! You're gorgeous!!