ImVeryAngryItsNotButter

7720 pts ยท September 4, 2013


If you can get this description to the front page,

Fuck me, I literally just had my first baby last night and this is almost impossible to read. Literal worst nightmare, I'm so sorry for you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife got emotional when the dog got shot in Riddick, so I've been pretty hesitant to watch John Wick with her. Is it worth the trauma?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's fine I suppose. I guess I should've just asked my probing question in a different way

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would make more sense, which is partly why I phrased my response as a question. The defensiveness threw me off though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You do realize that that's exactly the point of @latetotheparty's analogy, right? Or have you been criticizing @OP's analogy the whole time?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not OP, but I'm curious as to how his analogy was bad and felt that it would be more polite to ask for a better example. Fuck me right?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shit lol

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What would be a better analogy then?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Or, you know, if everyone was able to try to act in Grammy-worthy movies the same way everyone is able to try to run fast on a track.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Goddamnit you guys, I've already seen these TASTY videos like 50,000 times on facebook each

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

v

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He's Plagueis, not Kylo. Come on man, get your SW conspiracies straight!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And I work for Humana which is being bought by them. Somehow this feels like sort of a bad omen...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This alone wouldn't bother me, but that it's done in secret so people think it's genuine is what's so disappointing about it all

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No way that either accepts it if it's offered though. They're after positions where they can use their influence, which isn't VP

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even think there are dozens of us, but damn I loved that game

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Liberal as in the antonym of strict, smart guy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll be damned. +1, and now I just learned a new technique

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is a viable use case where a div should function like a table but not actually be a table or use more legitimate CSS?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

display:table-row is just as bad as !important. if you're using it, it's because you have no idea how to do something the right way

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Actually IL is 23rd in gun murders per 100k inhabitants. Top 3 are DC (very strict), LA (very liberal), MO (very liberal).

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

A white, affluent county in Vermont doesn't have many homicides? How shocking...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Response: white, European folk have also historically been allowed far higher standards of living than South Americans.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you even read the counterargument, or did you just see another pro-gun picture and hurry to post the classic "criminals" bit first?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You guys, I think he forgot his /s tag at the end. I hope...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Mad respect for owning up to your shame rather than deleting the comment

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me reading most of these comments: v

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's fine, but it doesn't disprove the fact that "left" for Americans is globally and objectively pretty central.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I can't believe you're getting downvoted for this. Did everyone forget that "American left" is actually not very far left at all?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Oh piss off. I'm by no means a Kanye or Kardashian fan, but can we please stop dehumanizing people because we dislike them?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5