ImThatGuyForSure

12680 pts ยท December 13, 2013


5900x straight to the dome

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you forgot mass shootings and regular gun murders

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get it, son

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen a doc about people who survived jumping off the Golden Gate bridge to commit suicide. They said they instantly regretted jumping

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't want your wife seeing your pp, that's gross

5 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I never understood this joke. It's really not hard to find.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This guy is saying he can show them how and he doesn't even know.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

As a great man named my dad once said, "Shit sticks, honey flows". Same applies at work.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In every day things like sunsets. Plus it'll make you laugh harder than you ever laughed before.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Changed the way I look at the world. I was just a dumbass teenager who didn't care about much. After shrooms, I found a lot more beauty

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm that guy for sure

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought you were going a whole different direction with that after I read the first part of that sentence.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

PWM Fish

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here in Victoria BC, there is 5-10 people who camp outside the Victoria General hospital every Wednesday protesting abortion. Assholes

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can already tell that baby's going to be basic by the way it's staring at those pumpkin spice lattes

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My boss saw it the third day I started working from home. Apparently he doesn't want to send out technical reports authored by "bitch nukka"

5 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Same, I've had it for as long as I can remember and it doesn't bug me. I can see how it would be unbearable if new though.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paige....actually no this time

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Paying them to stop.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know I'm going to get downvoted, but you completely missed the point. They're saying if the kid truly loved reading, you couldn't afford 1

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

r/LipsThatGrip

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Try box lacrosse, that shit is fun to watch (and play)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alfred Hitchcock installed a tow hook by the looks of it

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Liv lalf luv

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I flinched like a bitch is what happened.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spend most of the time aiming for the top of the wishbone and you should be good

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'd have to be a better person than me to feel a full ass bag of chips and not get it for yourself.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else instinctively safety squint when the chips started flying?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That car can go fuck it is self bro

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1