122 pts ยท January 10, 2017
This is your pubic profile. Write something about your penis!
Bangbus?
Glad ya liked it.
Title was a bit misleading. But +1 for pork.
They all look alike to me.
So they're just left doing themselves.
Well she's not shittin on the floor, so broken seems a good hypothesis.
Don't give a shit. She's old. Time to let the 90s go.
Now all you need are friends, ya teet-suckling virgin.
"So easy, even a caveman can do it."
And watch it cripple your network adapter drivers. Have fun uninstalling that shit!
How'd he die? Did Chica get the jump on him? Poor thing didn't even see it comin'.
Not to shit on your lame joke, but what waiter asks this? It's always been assumed unless you state otherwise.
She chews my fuckin shoes again, the best she can hope for is a quick death.
Your cat looks awesome.
That wasn't a dude dressed as a Snickers bar. It was just a black man.
http://imgur.com/YVFxMB4
Would you rather I be a dick and add it after you've drained the water, sat down and cracked open a beer?
This is what art is now.
Misread "vulva". -1.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/circa
I didn't say "shaved".
All played with one hand, while the other plays the skin flute.
This is called a Bald Pussy. You can usually find them near playgrounds or on CraigsList.
Go back to sleep.
Twist: Still can't play anything but Iron Man and Nothing Else Matters.
There are at least 5 pedos beating off to this right now.
Just OP.
Bangbus?
Glad ya liked it.
Title was a bit misleading. But +1 for pork.
They all look alike to me.
So they're just left doing themselves.
Well she's not shittin on the floor, so broken seems a good hypothesis.
Don't give a shit. She's old. Time to let the 90s go.
Now all you need are friends, ya teet-suckling virgin.
"So easy, even a caveman can do it."
And watch it cripple your network adapter drivers. Have fun uninstalling that shit!
How'd he die? Did Chica get the jump on him? Poor thing didn't even see it comin'.
Not to shit on your lame joke, but what waiter asks this? It's always been assumed unless you state otherwise.
She chews my fuckin shoes again, the best she can hope for is a quick death.
Your cat looks awesome.
That wasn't a dude dressed as a Snickers bar. It was just a black man.
http://imgur.com/YVFxMB4
Would you rather I be a dick and add it after you've drained the water, sat down and cracked open a beer?
This is what art is now.
Misread "vulva". -1.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/circa
I didn't say "shaved".
All played with one hand, while the other plays the skin flute.
This is called a Bald Pussy. You can usually find them near playgrounds or on CraigsList.
Go back to sleep.
Twist: Still can't play anything but Iron Man and Nothing Else Matters.
There are at least 5 pedos beating off to this right now.
Just OP.