ImCheckingNames

17488 pts ยท January 11, 2016


I played Scribblenauts once on my cousin's Nintendo DS. Does that count?

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"Come on! It's only four inches long; just stick it in your ass!"

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Did she just assume my gender?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ass cream

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Yup, however, freedom of speech is a huge factor in this too. Whether it's covered under that amendment depends on the institution's privacy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*pins medal to chest*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TSA-- "Wait, you're going to bring a what on the plane?"

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MRW our differences are what make us beautiful...

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Username checks out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Extra protein.

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@ISeeBanana Is that a banana I see?

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They're even scarier on the inside...

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If you can't learn lessons the easy way, you gotta learn them the hard way. It's human nature.

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Kind of a multilayered version of the Self-actualization theory?

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This is beautiful.

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Well I'm sure at some point in his years of training, somebody warned him about that.

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She spoke to a man on the board that addressed her. She wasn't disrupting anything.

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But she had already left. Nevermind the absolutely ignorance of her rights, she had already followed orders. That was assault in my eyes.

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Joker is always high.

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This sounds like the premise for an episode of Black Mirror.

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He fucked up. He apologized. He lost a dick load of fans. He learned.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#unsung_heroes

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Username does not check out.

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MRW it is 12:01 on New Years Day but we're still dealing with the same bullshit.

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Kiss

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