Ihatecornbeef

8207 pts ยท January 30, 2014


TeLl ImGuR AbOuT YoURsElF.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a pube by the way....

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

? i know you probably didn't mean it like that but the way it sounds it makes you sound like a right stuck up cunt...haha..

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Mr Nobody is a brilliant film...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you clench your fist your hand becomes wider.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People panic and don't think properly i guess...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trick is not to chew..

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just search on Google.... #irony

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Looks like my trip to ibiza but with ice..

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought at first it was gonna be a clock style calender with each month of this year just getting shitter and weirder...

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's decent and a rowing machine is perfect for all rounder workout , well done.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My coworker doesn't like fish , he's a gynecologist...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Well there goes my christmas spirit ...

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm surpirsed nobody has made a weed pizza yet , just a base with tomato sauce and weed ..

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you had kids you wouldn't have any computers , it's a trade worth taking...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could be literally walking through that hall turning scene in inception and still wouldn't know where i was .

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I might try it sometime .

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never had sushi , i know it's just fish but uncooked fish and that's the part that puts me off .

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Aaaww that's a shame , godspeed to ya

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally a battery that can keep my dildo running all night...

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Haha *aswell as being a firewall * smarty pants....

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it me or does she actually never want to touch him, in every clip I've seen of them together she is always pulling away from him...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell me about it, when I was around 20 we had E's, LSD, weed and now I can't get hold of anything...

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Netguard firewall pro for Android, you can find the pro version on Internet, it blocks ads as well as a firewall.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I never knew that thank you.....

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine doing this everytime you wanted a butty....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cancer sucks.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah especially if you're going 'downtown'...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0