"Star Trek Lost Episodes" transcript. Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?" Geordi "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology." Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen. Riker looks puzzled. "What in the world is 'Microsoft'?" Data turns to answer. "Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate." Picard "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?" Data "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a new version of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources increases exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be taken over and none will be available for their normal operational functions." Picard "Excellent work. This is even better than that 'unsolvable geometric shape' idea." Fifteen minutes later . . . Data "Captain, We have successfully installed the 'Windows' in the command unit and as expected it immediately consumed 85% of all resources. We however have not received any confirmation of the expected 'upgrade'." Geordi "Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU capacity to compensate, but we still have no indication of an 'upgrade' to compensate for their increase." Picard "Data, scan the history banks again and determine if their is something we have missed." Data "Sir, I believe their is a reason for the failure in the 'upgrade'. Apparently, the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not sending in their registration cards. Riker "Captain we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin emergency escape sequence 3F . . ." Geordi, excited "Wait, Captain I just detected their CPU capacity has suddenly dropped to 0% !" Picard "Data, what do your scanners show?" Data "Apparently the Borg have found the internal 'Windows' module named 'Solitaire' and it has used up all the CPU capacity." Picard "Lets wait and see how long this 'solitaire' can reduce their functionality." Two hours pass . . . Riker "Geordi what's the status on the Borg?" Geordi "As expected, the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to compensate for increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they successfully increase resources I have set up, our closest deep space monitor beacon to transmit more 'Windows' modules from something called the 'Microsoft fun-pack'. Picard "How much time will that buy us ?" Data "Current Borg solution rates allow me to predicate an interest time span of 6 more hours." Geordi "Captain, another vessel has entered our sector." Picard "Identify." Data "It appears to have markings very similar to the 'Microsoft' logo" Over the speakers: "THIS IS ADMIRAL BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT FLAGSHIP MONOPOLY. WE HAVE POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED SOFTWARE IN THIS SECTOR. SURRENDER ALL ASSETS AND WE CAN AVOID ANY TROUBLE. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS" Data "The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and released thousands of humanoid shaped objects." Picard "Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft" Riker "Good God captain! Those are humans floating straight toward the Borg ship with no life support suits ! How can they survive the tortures of deep space ?!" Data "I don't believe that those are humans sir, if you will look closer, I believe you will see that they are carrying something recognized by twenty-first century man as doe skin leather briefcases, and wearing Armani suits" Riker and Picard together horrified "Lawyers !!" Geordi "It can't be. All the lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening." Data "True, but apparently some must have survived." Riker "They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with all types of papers." Data "I believe that is known in ancient vernacular as 'red tape'. I understand that it often proves fatal." Riker "They're tearing the Borg to pieces !" Picard "Turn off the monitors. I can't stand to watch, not even the Borg deserve that!"
"Authorized user accepted. Enjoy the ride and there's a Pimento Taco--a Pimentaco--in the glove box."
Always upvote Furze.
The Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're a mobbish stone-age family from the villa of Bedrock, they're a page right out of Godfather 3
Nice weld! Minimal splatter, good penetration, and it looks like a stack of nickels, just like it should. Kudos.
That's the print bread.
Only good as a mixer.
Same engine, 4AGE.
You have to pay the troll toll
These melons are domesticated. I've been a melon hunter for years, they don't let you get that close if they're wild.
Marvel.
The Great Saiyaman! https://thevaultpublication.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/tumblr_inline_nm9iygmbqw1shoc8e.gif?w=960
Am I the only one that thinks it looks like Robin Williams is Washington?
But why?
EASTBOUND AND DOWN!
Elvish. Ah yes, the Yiddish Elvis!
He's good, but art isn't supposed to be about speed. Imagine how good his work could be if he slowed down and painted on a canvas.
ASS DANCE! ASS DANCE!
Golden Skulltula Token?
Rupee*
Neat.
Ash isn't a Pokemon.
Gekkouga/Greninja is the shit.
No common core is good, it is teaching kids how to pass tests, not how to think and solve problems.
Give him the ball, you monster!
They should really replace that TV with a PVM for the best quality.
Asking the real questions
Well hey, nice to meet you... HOSTAGES!
She did a show called "Lazy Town"
Top 20 doesn't matter when numbers 11 and 12 are already at less that 1M followers worldwide. FRINGE RELIGION. Deal with it.
How is ~200K followers world-wide "alive and well?" It's a fringe religion.